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you know those weeks that end and you think to yourself "good lord..this week was quite posibly the worst week since that time i found out i missed the ninja parade." well this particular week was worse than that...finnaly saturday arrived and all i wanted to do was read a few of my newly arrived comics...i heard a funny sound comming from under my rug..so just like any curious person would do in a horror movie..i lifted the rug..low and behold i found a trap door that i had forgotten was there...(the house was old and the realitor had mentioned it but i never gave it another though) anyways...this squeeking sound i was hearing was getting worse is i decided to investigate *SPOILER*( bad idea btw) *SPOILER OVER* upon oppening the door i was knocked back against the wall by a pack of rabid lemurs! i know this raises a lot of questions..many of which i cant answer so bear with me...now the first though i had was obviously "how the heck did these lemurs get into my hidden room and how the heck did they get rabies?!?!" after they had run amock and flung feces everywhere i called my buddy blake and told him to come over..AND BRING A CHICKEN POT PIE..i love those things...after he gets here and seeing the damager we go downstairs to see if we can find any clues..well guess what...we found a portal to some place that we have no idea where or when it is...so just like in any horor movie we decide to not take food or water and go inside...now i would like for you to picture the world as a whole then cover it with feathers and the scent of pinesol everywhere...thats basically what it was like...except for the empty cages everywhere...DING! rabid lemur cages!...(you would want a cage if you had a rabid lemur too)..a small little creature was cowering in the featherish grass...he seemed skiddish so we approached like a cheeta approaches a wounded zebra...hey we figured he was responsible for the lemurs or at least give us a clue to who was...not only were we shocked that he spoke perfect english, but he also immediately fessed up to causing the warzone that is now my house...he handed me a small remote with a single red button and appoligized profusely for all the pain and trouble and told me to push the button..i did and after about 5 minutes of waiting there was a loud rumble as the lemurs stampeded back through the portal and sat in a single file line in front of me then promplty one by one dropped dead...i was baffeld and the litle creature dude we named "glik" could tell ...he explained it was supposed to work that way and i asked y..he told me that once they were done with thier mission they were supposed to be killed..what mission you ask...all glik wanted was my copy of uncanny x-men 267...i told him if he had asked nicely i would have let him read it..this shocked him beyond all comprehention and to this day because of his embarassment he sits on my shower curtain and buys all of my grociercies...and in case you were wondering i never did ask how they got rabies or how he caught them..........THE END!