The Crappy Villain Vault #2
By PikminMania 29 Comments
Well for the quest I need to make a blog apparently. So I decided to make this. Every school day, 5 days, I will try to add one crappy villain to this blog.
My second choice is the amazing BIG WHEEL!!
Ratings:
The Name:
Big Wheel. Yup, Big Wheel. Many have heard this name before, and that is because it is the name of a popular little TODDLER'S toy that was manufactured in the 70's. So essentially, we have a villain that a toddler literally could've thought of by looking at the vehicle he was riding around in his backyard. Sad.. just sad. I'd also like to mention how the writer mentions how stupid he is, well not technically, but then again any time a writer states that a character will only get one issue really says something about your character. I give Big Wheel's name a 9/10 on the crap-o-meter. EDIT: One of his other names was the Donut of Destruction, I'll just let that sink in.
The Outfit:
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No matter what you'll do, have it be rampage through a city, blow up an orphanage, or produce most of Justin Beiber's songs, you must know that riding in a giant YELLOW wheel while committing these crimes will make absolutely NO ONE scared of you. To make matters even worse, how about wearing a bright green outfit while inside the giant banana-colored wheel that even writers mock. To make matters EVEN worse, this character was not made in the 50's or even the 60's (where bright colors seemed to be all the rage) this stupid character was made IN THE 70'S!! This era was when we got great characters like Storm, Shang-Chi, and Firestorm. So getting someone in a green jumpsuit was not going to cut it. 8.5/10 on the crap-o-meter.
Weapons & Abilities:
Okay this one will be quick. The only thing the "donut of destruction" has is waldo arms and machine equipped to it. Waldo arms sound stupid enough, and if that is your main weapon, then you just shouldn't have tried being a villain. Where's Waldos arms gets a 10/10 on the crap-o-meter.
Win Record:
His first battle against Spiderman he fell off a roof and ended up in the Hudson River. Too bad the writer of that issue was wrong and that wasn't his only issue. Surprisingly though, he was able to knock a ghost rider off a bridge, only for his wheel to be ripped up by a different ghost rider because he was gloating too much. Why are on earth anyone would even bother gloating when they're only weapons are guns and waldo arms, I have no idea. That is all Big Wheel's actually done, so I guess I'd give his win record of 0.5 - 2 a 9/10 on the crap-o-meter.
Worst Crime Committed:
He pushed Ghost Rider off a bridge.... that's cool right? RIGHT? No its not especially since Big Wheel has fallen off a roof before...into a river. So he really shouldn't be proud about his worst crime. 10/10 on the crap-o-meter for his "amazing feat."
Overall:
The Donut of Destruction scored an impressive 46.5/50 on the crap-o-meter. Which means he is worse than Paste Pot Pete. Big Wheel never would've even been around if it wasn't for The Tinkerer. That should make a crappy villain theme park and he got be the Ferris wheel ride, but then again I've watched movies where regular Ferris wheels were able to do more damage than Big Wheel was able to do, so I don't want to insult Ferris wheels. In the end, Big Wheel just never seemed to be on a *puts on sunglasses* roll. YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!!!!
NOTE: Expect to see more CSI Miami references