Weird Marvel characters.

Marvel I love you but you're really really weird...

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  • A dude with a motorcycle, leather jacket and a huge eye helmet shooting laser blasts, it's not something you see everyday...

  • Cheesy character I really love.

  • Annoying but at least he was written to be funny...

  • Fat blue and mighty....

  • What's even better than a huge orange monster? A huge orange monster with two heads, of course...

  • His name sounds like a weird Italian cheese and he is apparently a stone gargoyle from space. His people are all Gargoyles or something too and they landed on our churches pretending to be stone statues and nobody gave a single thought about it... Yeah good for them...

  • A Romanian actress with mutant powers that makes a... butterfly costume and then creates a cult? Yes that and more...

  • A mute tailor who has a paralytic gaze and attacks men on the street with the purpose to permanently sew their lips as retribution... Kinda wish I was making that up...

  • Quote from daredevil king-size special #1: Originally known as the "overlord of crime", the omnivorous owl has the power to actually glide thru the air on the slightest wind currents! But, his main sources of menace are his demoniac brain and his merciless heart!

    Kudos to marvel for making the worst possible use of the word "omnivorous"...

  • This guy is a matador dressed criminal... really...

  • Check out this man's mask... 'nuff said...

  • Not to be confused with Diamond Head (two words). A man whose skin is as hard as diamond... Poor nova deserved better villains...

  • Speaking of Nova here is another poorly thought out villain... The Earth Shaker, a robot that could... enclose all major cities within... self-made caves. Poor Nova....

  • That dude actually wanted to steal all earth's children... and they still punished him for it...

  • Batman wanna-be in Marvel Universe candidate #1

  • Batman wanna be in Marvel Universe #2

  • Ugly creatures... real ugly creatures...

  • He disguised himself and his gang into monkeys once...'nuff said...

  • Not the Harry Potter dude... A minor magician in the famous words of old Doc Strange

  • Grown men committing robberies dressed as animals...

  • Such a looser that you start having feelings for him after a while...

  • Space being that likes to collect stuff around the cosmos. Lovely occupation for an immortal anyway...

  • A top model's body with a red globe for a head that can also get severed and walk on four expanding iron tentacles. And I am not making this up, again...

  • Alicia's dad was a dude that made voodoo dolls out of radioactive clay...Yeah it sounds possible...

  • A dude that can control and talk to insects. I know he was supposed to be a funny character but I never appreciated the humor there...

  • I know she's just a hippie girl but the way she is presented reminds me of a Lois Lane comic and I am not so sure whether that's a real compliment...

  • A buccaneer that destroys fools... alright...

  • No comments..

  • Just because he looks like the basic prototype for every atrocious Leifeld character out there

  • Just look at him....

  • I never understood the purpose of the tale or what exactly was that thing. The whole "Astonishing tales" thing just looked spontaneous thinking hacked into a tale. Like throw a giant robot into the air and see what happens...

  • A poor man's Kraven...