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  • THE FLASH 2 / 2011-10-26 / ★★★

    <br />"Progressive science is always skating the line of absurdity."

  • THE FURY OF FIRESTORM 2 / 2011-10-26 / ★

    <br />"Well, yeah, a couple janitors and an art teacher… she was grading pinatas, if you can believe it." "We have a BLUE WOMAN and a FRESH AMPUTEE in the back. GET US TO A HOSPITAL, YOU IDIOT!"

  • GREEN LANTERNS: NEW GUARDIANS 2 / 2011-10-26 / ★★

    <br />"Red Lanterns and their napalm blood-puke... Grossest. Fireworks. Ever."

  • I, VAMPIRE 2 / 2011-10-26 / ★★★

    <br />"My name is Mary Seward. Now they call me the Mary, Queen of Blood. And it's amazing to be me." "And as of today, I'll be the ruler of the entire filthy planet. What'd you do this morning?"

  • JUSTICE LEAGUE DARK 2 / 2011-10-26 / ★★

    <br />"Let's pretend we're sixteen and shy and on our first date."

    <br />"I try to imagine it. Making love to Boston while he's in another man's body."

  • LEGION: SECRET ORIGIN 1 / 2011-10-26 / ★

    <br />"... I'd like to explain why I came through that wormhole from Bgtzl..."

  • THE SAVAGE HAWKMAN 2 / 2011-10-26 / ★★

    <br />"My life should not hang in the balance of a mere human!"

  • SUPERMAN 2 / 2011-10-26 / ★★★★★

    <br />"At least Superman won't need to rescue you anymore. It's a lot safer sitting behind a desk." Superman 2 really felt like "classic" Superman - like 1940s, 1960s Superman. That's a good thing. More please.

  • TEEN TITANS 2 / 2011-10-26 / ★★★★

    <br />"Here I am an hour after my astonishing debut as a speeding Samaritan and I'm locked in a cell…" "Maybe it wouldn't be so bad if she didn't look so… horrifying is the word."

  • VOODOO 2 / 2011-10-26 / ★★★★★

    <br />"What, you feel sorry for her now that she's been shaking her ass in your face?"

  • ACTION COMICS 3 / 2011-11-02 / ★★★★

    <br />"… he put the decimal in the wrong place and proved his own non-existence to his students!" "Sergeant Casey, the world has so much more to offer than my sock drawer."

  • ANIMAL MAN 3 / 2011-11-02 / ★★★★★

    <br />"Her womb bore one avatar… it may be able to birth another. We cannot risk it."

    <br />"No running. I am hungry… Pleassse…"

  • BATWING 3 / 2011-11-02 / ★★★

    <br />"Ambush?! It was a simple raid on a tiny village! It was for recruitment!"

  • DETECTIVE COMICS 3 / 2011-11-02 / ★★★★

    <br />"First he must save a life before I take his. That is the natural balance of things." "On your feet, Dark Knight! People aren't paying to watch you sleep all night!"

  • GREEN ARROW 3 / 2011-11-02 / ★★

    <br />"I KNOW what you WANT … Better than all the music and crap you been swiping from torrent sites." "Anyone who's watching this video RIGHT NOW… in your home, at work, wherever you are… you're to blame." "ZodorX: Green Arrow can suck it." Dear God, yes.

  • HAWK AND DOVE 3 / 2011-11-02 / ★★

    <br />"--Don't know who you losers think you are, but me and Dove don't take anybody trashing the President's house lightly!" Hawk and Dove feels like an 8-Bit Double Dragon game where they just palette-swapped the bad guys.

  • JUSTICE LEAGUE INTERNATIONAL 3 / 2011-11-02 / ★★★★★

    <br />"If you're wondering if you'd have a chance with her…" "Da! Would light Rocket Red's rockets!" "Good Lord. Is it too much to ask to have one crisis at a time?" Hahahah. Take *that*, Marvel! "Hope I don't pull off any of your armor." "It is NOT armor." "Really? What is it?" "Me." JLI 3 is much better than 1 and 2.

  • MEN OF WAR 3 / 2011-11-02 / ★★★

    <br />"Ship's big and clumsy. Not fast enough to do a lot more than freak people out."

  • O.M.A.C. 3 / 2011-11-02 / ★★★

    <br />"Time's up! You're not activating some sleeper cell on my watch!" "Eye will NOT allow these Checkmate agents to defeat you. You are embarrassing me."

  • RED LANTERNS 3 / 2011-11-02 / ★★★★

    <br />"Truth be told, I probably wouldn't have got an intelligent answer out of Bleez anyway." "Please, I would rather be buried alive and eaten by blind slugs than spend one night with you."

  • STATIC SHOCK 3 / 2011-11-02 / ★

    <br />"If I had gotten into the club with Quentin, I would have been swarmed by hot babes looking for some Virgil action." Dear gods, please make it stop.

  • STORMWATCH 3 / 2011-11-02 / ★

    <br />"Look at the size of that creature! That started off as a piece of the MOON?!" Stormwatch's superheroes feel like really bad versions of the good LITERALs characters from FABLES-land.

  • SWAMP THING 3 / 2011-11-02 / ★★★★★

    <br />"And if he joins with the rot, it'll be nothing short of the coming of Hell on earth."

  • BATGIRL 3 / 2011-11-09 / ★★★★

    <br />"His whole motivation seems to be that he doesn't think anyone should believe in miracles." "Oh, grr. So very grr."

  • BATMAN AND ROBIN 3 / 2011-11-09 / ★★★

    <br />"My mother abducted several of the world's top chessmen to improve my game."

  • BATWOMAN 3 / 2011-11-09 / ★★★★

    <br />"Stop shooting, you idiots! We can't question a corpse!"

  • DEATHSTROKE 3 / 2011-11-09 / ★★

    <br />"He's been repurposing my freeze guns for years, trying to use them to save the ice caps, the smug bastard..." "The world is about perception, Peabody--what the proverbial 'They' think you can and can't do."

  • DEMON KNIGHTS 3 / 2011-11-09 / ★★★

    <br />"The way to the Kingdom of Alba Sarum is blocked by mechanical dragons." "Our mages are exhausted. No sign of the engineer. That woman won't get off her horse."

  • FRANKENSTEIN, AGENT OF S.H.A.D.E. 3 / 2011-11-09 / ★★

    <br />"And in the deepest pits of Hell you shall r-- Mmmrf!"

  • GREEN LANTERN 3 / 2011-11-09 / ★★★

    <br />"I am as the law of the universe should be ... without emotional bias or weakness."

  • GRIFTER 3 / 2011-11-09 / ★

    <br />"Nature compels us to react when family is attacked."

  • HUNTRESS 2 / 2011-11-09 / ★★★

    <br />"Strange events at a hotel yesterday, and rumors of a leather-clad masked woman?"

  • LEGION LOST 3 / 2011-11-09 / ★

    <br />"Is it a coincidence that's also what an Okaaran Rdrayyj warrior-breed does to its prey?"

  • MISTER TERRIFIC 3 / 2011-11-09 / ★

    <br />"It's Brainstorm that needs a lesson in life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness."

  • PENGUIN: PAIN AND PREJUDICE 2 / 2011-11-09 / ★★★★

    <br />"Look how angry you are. Look how strong. You're all... swollen up, aren't you?"

  • RESURRECTION MAN 3 / 2011-11-09 / ★★

    <br />"Heaven or Hell, doesn't matter which, but one

    <br />side better claim you soon, or things get tricky."

  • SUICIDE SQUAD 3 / 2011-11-09 / ★

    <br />"Nut up! It's just smoke. Somebody's playing ninja."

  • SUPERBOY 3 / 2011-11-09 / ★★★

    <br />"Is it… mwit mwah… hot out here?" "Mwit mwit. No. It's me."

    <br />"Okay, seriously… why does everyone think I'm trying to terminate them?"

  • BATMAN 3 / 2011-11-16 / ★★★★

    <br />"Two days ago, an assassin dressed like an owl..."

  • BIRDS OF PREY 3 / 2011-11-16 / ★★

    <br />"I think the talking salad should leave."

  • BLUE BEETLE 3 / 2011-11-16 / ★★★

    <br />"'Parents' are not relevant to the mission."

  • CAPTAIN ATOM 3 / 2011-11-16 / ★★

    <br />"It seems everything I do reinforces how different I am now."

  • CATWOMAN 3 / 2011-11-16 / ★★★★

    <br />"Jewelry. Art. Rare coins. I like these things. They make me feel more cultured than I truly am." "Cops. And I'm here. Burning evidence over a dead body. Yeah. This can't look good."

  • DC UNIVERSE PRESENTS 3 / 2011-11-16 / ★★★★

    <br />"Next morning, I learn yet another lesson in a number of lifetimes of lessons."

  • GREEN LANTERN CORPS 3 / 2011-11-16 / ★★

    <br />"That confirms it, Guy--we're fighting willpower with willpower!"

  • JUSTICE LEAGUE 3 / 2011-11-16 / ★★★★★

    <br />"She's still worse than any of them. She swings that sword with a smile." "Dibs." LOL.

  • LEGION OF SUPER-HEROES 3 / 2011-11-16 / ★

    <br />There were 18 character boxes in Legion of Super-Heroes 3 and I didn't care about a single one of them.

  • MY GREATEST ADVENTURE 2 / 2011-11-16 / ★★

    <br />"So it's up to me to figure out a way to kill this crazy mutated rice..."

    <br />"Snakes are really just one long intestine."

  • NIGHTWING 3 / 2011-11-16 / ★★★

    <br />"Mr. Halt died and I'm a target because of a mystery I know nothing about. A mystery involving the circus."

  • RED HOOD AND THE OUTLAWS 3 / 2011-11-16 / ★★★★

    <br />"I may be trapped here, but I will not suffer compassion beneath the boot of a spineless worm!" "Untongue me, creature!"

  • SUPERGIRL 3 / 2011-11-16 / ★★★★

    <br />"SEND. IN. THE. BRAIN."

  • WONDER WOMAN 3 / 2011-11-16 / ★★★★

    <br />"... though we both agreed to deny the poets what could be their song for the ages..." "There are some children who need to go away... to find their way home."

  • ALL-STAR WESTERN 3 / 2011-11-23 /

  • AQUAMAN 3 / 2011-11-23 /

  • BATMAN: THE DARK KNIGHT 3 / 2011-11-23 /

  • BLACKHAWKS 3 / 2011-11-23 /

  • THE FLASH 3 / 2011-11-23 /

  • THE FURY OF FIRESTORM 3 / 2011-11-23 /

  • GREEN LANTERN: NEW GUARDIANS 3 / 2011-11-23 /

  • I, VAMPIRE 3 / 2011-11-23 /

  • JUSTICE LEAGUE DARK 3 / 2011-11-23 /

  • THE SAVAGE HAWKMAN 3 / 2011-11-23 /

  • THE SHADE 2 / 2011-11-23 /

  • SUPERMAN 3 / 2011-11-23 /

  • TEEN TITANS 3 / 2011-11-23 /

  • VOODOO 3 / 2011-11-23 /
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