No auto-hitting (Exceptions MAY be made for Fatalitys)
No one-liners etc etc.
Most of all have fun.
Neighboring Kingdoms have now seised control over all the land. But the kings and queens of these kingdoms are growing old and unfit to take care of such a task of watching over the land. How to solve such a matter you ask? With a good old fashioned slobber knocker of epic proportions of course!
The kingdoms have now created a tournament, Whoever wins will be crowned ruler of all the villages and be known to all as the "The king of all"