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#1 Posted by McDerpyson (779 posts) - - Show Bio

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#2 Edited by McDerpyson (779 posts) - - Show Bio

Squirrel Girl is basically TOAA in trolling form. It is a complete and utter stomp in her favor.

@senglord said:

Batman is rarely the level of plot of Deathstroke, who stands no chance against the wall bending Squirrel Girl. She is the embodiment of irreverence and fun that most comic geeks have to shed off for office work and daily toil. Characters like Squirrel Girl win to keep things fun. She brings the funny to every title she is in. To be brief, she is Falstaff with feats.

Bruce gets to master all martial arts and learn alien technology in minutes, get with beautiful women that die so often he should view himself as a walking std, and have most of his dialog be with himself in his own head(gifting us with his inner goodies). Against most cosmic beings whose power is expressed through pretty splash pages, going up against a character whose popularity and therefore existence is sustained by their musings of the situation is a very mighty task. If Bruce muses a plausible sounding win scenario, you better believe it will happen almost exactly like that after his initial thrashing to build tension.

The battle goes to SG because Batman's brooding cannot sustain itself on the light and happiness that will overwhelm the angst and resolution in depression that gives his narration power. Heroes around SG become happier, and that will break batman worse than Bane could ever dream.

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#3 Posted by McDerpyson (779 posts) - - Show Bio

    All good things must come to an end... Goodbye Fables... My favorite comic book series...

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    It a sad day when zoom and flash are put in the same category as spectre, phantom stranger, and mxy... Also, isn't kirby basically a walking pink black hole? If so, he is a threat (not saying the team will win just deeming him a threat).

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    #5 Edited by McDerpyson (779 posts) - - Show Bio

    The sad thing is the question actually makes you pause and think even if you end up saying no...

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    #6 Posted by McDerpyson (779 posts) - - Show Bio

    White Castle had something to do with it.

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    #7 Posted by McDerpyson (779 posts) - - Show Bio

    People underrate Boxing as a martial art, they seem to think because it mainly utilises upper body strength it's inferior somehow.

    Those people have never been in a fight.

    That being said, no idea who the best Shaolin monk is/was.

    This.

    Nobody in any of these threads have actually explained why these shaolin monks are so good. Are there even well known Shaolin monks?

    This.

    Tyson bites his ear off

    End of story.

    And this...

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    #8 Edited by McDerpyson (779 posts) - - Show Bio

    Red Dead Redemption, Walking Dead (Season 1).

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    #9 Posted by McDerpyson (779 posts) - - Show Bio

    @cooldes said:
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    seriously guys?

    I guess Mongul should have,

    *puts on sunglasses and a Wu Tang Clan record*

    protected his neck...

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    #10 Posted by McDerpyson (779 posts) - - Show Bio

    Is it ALL variations of Superman? If so, then yes to all.