Mandarinestro

Granted, but you are overcome with a mental breakdown with the sudden realisation that 1)everyone believes what they believe not out of sincerity but telepathic coercion and 2)what you believe is right may not always be right. You proceed to impose upon yourself an exile to Mars and then another exile to another galaxy for the rest of eternity as Earth plunges into an apocalyptic dystopia.

I wish Stan Lee was healthy enough so he could make cameos in every single Marvel movie.

@impervious:

Granted but you get banned from CV.

I wish I had the post count of King Saturn.

Bump

Tyranids I think are the strongest followed by the Zerg.

My favourite will always be the Zerg though.

@gbandit: You do know SuperAdam is joking right? :P

@gbandit: How is this thread discriminating against fat people? Even my friends who are extremely obese acknowledge that they are fat and opt to book First Class seats for their own comfort.

Lol, Mericans.

*waits for IrishX*

Granted, but you get depression because your fans demand too much and people give you death threats on YouTube.

I wish I was a Jedi.

@mtuske: My neighbour who is really fat usually books First Class seats.

Granted, but it turns out to be an illegal copy and you get arrested.

I wish we had a colony on the moon.