DEAR METROPOLIS, THIS IS SUPERMAN

DEAR METROPOLIS,AND LOYAL FANS. MY NAME IS SUPERMAN. AT THIS TIME I'D LIKE TO MAKE 3 STATEMENTS.

1st:

FIRST OF ALL, I DIDN'T DESTROY METROPOLIS. ZOD'S TERRAFORMING SPACE SHIP DID THAT. I ALSO WOULD LIKE TO APOLOGIZE TO THE PEOPLE OF SMALLVILLE. I AM SORRY THAT I COULD NOT TAKE THE FIGHT FURTHER AWAY FROM THE TOWN................ I WAS TOO BUSY GETTING MY ASS KICKED.

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2nd:

I DID NOT GET THROWN THROUGH A BUILDING! I WAS THROWN TOWARD THE BUILDING AND VELOCITY CARRIED ME THROUGH.

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AND FOR THE RECORD I DID NOT HAVE SEXUAL RELATIONS WITH THE WOMEN CITIZENS HAVE CLAIMED TO HAVE SEEN ME KISSING. WHEN ON EARTH DID I HAVE TIME TO KISS IN A SITUATION LIKE THAT?

3rd:

LAST BUT NOT LEAST, I DID NOT SNAP GENERAL ZOD'S NECK. I SECURED HIS NECK, AND HE MOVED HIS HEAD.

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THANK YOU LADIES AND GENTLEMAN. PLEASE LEAVE YOUR COMMENTS OR QUESTIONS, AND I WILL ANSWER THEM ACCORDINGLY.

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DEAR METROPOLIS, THIS IS SUPERMAN

DEAR METROPOLIS,AND LOYAL FANS. MY NAME IS SUPERMAN. AT THIS TIME I'D LIKE TO MAKE 3 STATEMENTS.

1st:

FIRST OF ALL, I DIDN'T DESTROY METROPOLIS. ZOD'S TERRAFORMING SPACE SHIP DID THAT. I ALSO WOULD LIKE TO APOLOGIZE TO THE PEOPLE OF SMALLVILLE. I AM SORRY THAT I COULD NOT TAKE THE FIGHT FURTHER AWAY FROM THE TOWN................ I WAS TOO BUSY GETTING MY ASS KICKED.

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2nd:

I DID NOT GET THROWN THROUGH A BUILDING! I WAS THROWN TOWARD THE BUILDING AND VELOCITY CARRIED ME THROUGH.

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AND FOR THE RECORD I DID NOT HAVE SEXUAL RELATIONS WITH THE WOMEN CITIZENS HAVE CLAIMED TO HAVE SEEN ME KISSING. WHEN ON EARTH DID I HAVE TIME TO KISS IN A SITUATION LIKE THAT?

3rd:

LAST BUT NOT LEAST, I DID NOT SNAP GENERAL ZOD'S NECK. I SECURED HIS NECK, AND HE MOVED HIS HEAD.

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THANK YOU LADIES AND GENTLEMAN. PLEASE LEAVE YOUR COMMENTS OR QUESTIONS, AND I WILL ANSWER THEM ACCORDINGLY.

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