The free comics are good, but that awesome T-Shirt could change my life.
I mean, going out in public in that shirt would undoubtedly draw comic culture loving women to me, giving me the opportunity to meet and romance. Undoubtedly this will lead me to the woman of my dreams, my future wife and mother of my future children (Who will be called Bruce, Floyd and Krypto)
Having this rock of a woman in my corner will finally give me the reason I needed to seek redemption, hang up my cape and quit my self-destructive life as a costumeed vigilante.
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