LAS VEGAS! You know the saying, ‘what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas’? Well Lyn sure as hell hoped this was going to apply to this too! She came to Vegas to have fun, and what was more fun than painting the city red with the blood of the man who tried to steal money in poker!? It was his own fault! Cheating with cards that were up his sleeve. So what did she do? SHE CUT HIS OFF ARM OFF AND SLAPPED HIM WITH IT! Apparently that’s frowned upon because now Lyn was busy running through the city with the police after her.
She managed to slip through the crowd of people on the sidewalk and somehow made her way to some abandoned buildings away from the main strip of Las Vegas. There was a group of people seeming to migrate to one particular building, and what better way to get away from the po-po than to follow a crowd of people into an abandon building!? Only she didn’t use the same entrance as everyone else, oh no, she slipped in to what she assumed was the back.
But then smoke filled the building! She couldn’t see! She kept walking, coughing and waving the arm (she now called ‘Bob’) around trying to clear the smoke. The smoke cleared, but Lyn wasn’t paying attention to where she was walking and accidentally walked onto the sage with a woman who looked super duper familiar. In fact, she looked a lot like that one magician that she used to follow on Instagram! What was her name? Mam? Ana? Aaaaaba? But she also looked like that one chick who summoned that rock man!
Realizing she had just crashed someone magic show and Lyn, being the great improviser she was, threw her hands (and Bob) in above her head and struck a pose. “Ta-da!” She shouted, still standing behind the performer.
“Come on in losers, you’re getting armed!” Lyn laughed as groups of men, women and even children came into one of the many abandon buildings that the Queen of Laughter had taken over. She was busy in Bludstone City when a group of scary looking men approached her and gave her an offer she couldn’t refuse! No really, she couldn’t refuse, they had their blam-O’s pointed at her head the entire time. She was to be give FREE GUNS to all the… well… whoever wanted them she guess because that’s when she stopped paying attention to what she was suppose to do.
“YOU GET A GUN AND YOU GET A GUN, EVERYONE GETS A GUN!” Laughlyn screeched with laughter as she began pulling guns from their crates and tossed them out to the crowd of people who seemed to know she was going to be here giving out weapons. Apparently there was going to be a war of some sort and Laughlyn was always ready to turn a city red!
“Lyn! There’s ninja zombies running the city streets, killing our people!” one of the member of her crew (His name was Bobbie) with half-@ssed clown face-paint on his face came rushing into the warehouse.
Instead of fear, panic or even a hint of anxiety, a smile stretched wide across the woman’s painted face. It was like Gothic City all over again. “Sounds like a whole lot of people are gonna die tonight.” Excitement was in her face as she picked up a grenade launcher and held it over her shoulders. SHE WAS NOT ABOUT TO THIS MISS THIS. “Bobby, you stay and keep passing these weapons out! As for everyone else… LET’S GO B!TCHES, IT’S NINJA ZOMBIE HUNTING SEASON!”
As the large doors of the warehouse opened a large white van pulled out. The side door was open as it drove into the streets and standing at the opening with an automatic assault rifle in one hand and a grenade launcher in the other was seen as her blue eyes were now glazed over with red. Things were about to get to a new level of fun!
As they turned in to downtown, it was then she saw what Bobbie was talking about. L.A.W was already out in front shooting at what looked to be (like what Bobbie said) Zombie Ninjas. Bone chilling screams, horrified cries and ear numbing wails of pain echoed throughout the city. But Lyn? Oh, she was still smiling standing at the open slide door. “PLAY MY SPOTIFY PLAYLIST BOB!”
In that moment… the intro to what sounded like 1000 Miles by Vanessa Carlton was beginning to play. But instead of Vanessa’s voice coming from the speakers, it turned out only to be an instrumental version of the song and the one singing? Lyn who was screaming Skinbone version of the song. “Riding around the block, with a glock, your @ss bout to get shot!” In that moment she pulled out her Blam-O in each hand as she began firing upon the Zombie Ninja’s one by one by one by one until her clips were dry. “Pew pew pew pew pew pew pew - that’s the silencer” But like normal zombies, the bullets didn’t do anything to them unless shot in the head. She needed bigger guns. She then dropped her Blam-Os as she then pulled out a grenade Launcher. The Van began swerving through the city as a group of the Ninja zombies were now zeroing in on the Queen of Laughter. “BOOMBOOMBOOMBOOM!” She began unleashing a hellfire of grenades as explosions began going off, shaking the streets of the once Glorious Valor City and with it, BLOWING UP SOME NINJA ZOMIBIES! Oh and maybe some L.A.W dudes while she was at it. I mean... why not, right?! “THAT’S THE GRENADE LAUNCHER! I’M GONNA KILL YOU! AND NOW YOU'RE BLEEEDINGGGGGGGG.”
She watched as he ran right past her and towards (what he assumed) was her boat… even though there were many boats (as it was the harbor) he still somehow managed to figure out what boat was hers. Psh if he thought she was going to just stop and be like ‘whaaaa you caught me!?’ think again Ginger!
The wounded villain didn’t stop, oh nononono, she made a hard U-turn the second he passed her. Instead she ran back towards the restaurant, tucking her gun away as the crowd was still there with their phones in hand. She jumped over the little bar that separated them from harbor to restaurant and began running through the crowd screaming "THAT HERO HAS A GUN! HE'S GOING TO SHOOT US ALL!" as loud as she could, causing a mass panic in the restaurant. A mass crowd was running out of the restaurant, everyone shoving each other out of the way and as Lyn ran with them and to the streets, she shoved a man who was trying to get into a taxi and jumped in right into the car after him before slamming the door shut.
“DRIVE OUT OF THIS CITY!” Lyn pulled out her BLAM-O pointing at the driver who took off without hesitation and began blending into the city among other Taxi's as she lowered her body from window view.