Laughlyn

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"-and Stacy told me that she didn't date losers like me and she even made a instagram video of her laughing at the video I made for her!" Kevin finished his story of how badly it went for him when he asked his crush, Stacy, to the fall dance.

"Aw Kevin, you know what you need? A MAKEOVER!" Lyn clapped her hands, laughing as she heard the Salad Goddess raising her voice in the back.

"I-I'm sorry." Kevin spoke up, his head sinking in between his shoulders. "This is only a rental that my mom got while out car's in the shop, so I'm trying not to get in damaged while I earn some cash, you know?"

"Don't listen to Miss Its-Not-Easy-Being-Green back there, you're doing a great-"

"Uh...Clown. That little magician is following us. Tell your little friend he better lose it. Or I'll leave you both to be captured"

"What do you mean she's followi-" All of a sudden, you could hear it. The THOOMP over and over again, becoming louder with every second. She rolled down the window, sticking half her body out of it as the wind hit her pigtailed hair. Her eyes quickly focused on the GIANT HUMANOID ROCK MAN RUNNING AFTER THEM! "HOLY SCHIST!" She yelled out, laughing at her own rock joke before pulling herself back in the car. "Don't worry Green Queen, I, have a plan." She slowly reached over Kevin, unbuckling his seat belt, giving him a playful wink and a smile as she did so.

"Woah, what are you doing!?" Kevin shouted, trying to keep his hands on the steering wheel, his face turning red.

Before she could answer, she quickly pulled on the door handle and pushing the door open. "Sorry Kevin, but it just ain't workin out! BUT STACY IS A BISH AND YOU DESERVE BETTER!" And with all her strength, she shoved Kevin out of the slowish moving car and jumped in his seat as forcefully closed the door and slammed her foot on the gas. "LETS ROCK AND ROLL SALAD GODDESS!" The car sped up suddenly, causing her body to slam back into the seat as she let out a roaring laugh as she began making sharp, whiplashing turns and nauseating weaving in between cars. "I THINK WE'RE LOOSING EM!"

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“ARE… YOU… CRAZY!!!” The Salad Goddess unleashed a verbal assault on Laughlyn. Aw how cute, Salad Goddess had a little wrinkle in between her eyebrows when she got mad!

“Crazy!? No! I mean… there was that one time that one doctor said something about psychosis. But who listens to doctors now a days? And for your information, I would have never ever hurt Mistah Broccoli!” She turned to see Mr. Broccoli who’s vines were already wrapping around her nimble body. But even as her body was held upside down for a moment as he held, she looked over at him with a wide smile. “He’s my BFFL, I would never hurt him or any of his brothers and sisters!”

"You. IDIOT!. Now they're coming in bulk. Tell me you have a plan for escaping.!"

Her blue eyes looked over at the upside down Queen of Green, “Well, Plan A was the moped, but that was taken out when Plan B, blow up the Police happened because the moped is across the parking lot… which is now in the sewers. And now Plan C is gone because it was the sewers and now the sewers have dead cops in them, oh and cause they’re blown up. BUT Plan D might get us outta here!” She looked over at Mr. Broccoli who was beginning to slowly give a nice warm hug to Laughlyn, how sweet! “Mistah Broccoli, change of plans! Bring the bag over here!”

Now from all the way to the front door, the bag was slowly being dragged back towards the indecisive clown. Being released from the vines Laughlyn still managed to land on her feet, how she did this, she didn’t even know! Might have been all the yoga she was doing! Before she killed her yoga instructor anyways… "I just gotta check on something real quick..." She pulled out her phone, scrolling on her phone for a moment as the dim light of the screen reflected on her pale face. Blowing a pink bubble from still chewing her gum, her big smile never left her face. “OK! We got three minutes to get outta here before my guy Kevin comes to grab us! Come on, follow meeeee.” Doing a cartwheel to kick off the escape she ran towards the back of the bank, grasping Splinter in her hand as she waited at the door for a moment. She could hear the officers on the other side. "Ok, stay right besides the door, don't let em see you!" With a forcefully kick, the door bust open only to find three officers already with their gun drawn. "Wait here for a second and when I say now, you do your weird anime tentacle thing, ok?"

"PUT YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR OR WE WILL OPEN FIRE!"

Laughlyn quickly threw her hands in the air, ignoring anything the Garden Salad was saying. "STOP! DON'T SHOOT! I SURRENDER!" She yelled out, dropping Splinter on the ground.

"WALK FORWARD WITH YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR!"

"Sure thing Officer!" The pale faced villain walked forward, her steps slow as she began counting the officers that began to slowly trickle into the area.

"NOW LAY ON THE GROUND-"

But it was too late, Laughlyn had gotten close enough as she sprinted forward in a zig zag motion. The office in front struggled to aim his gun at the nimble moving target. BAM! BAM! Two shots, one right after another as the whizzed past Laughlyn before she tumbled forward, using her momentum to kick the gun out of the officers hand. "NOW!" she screamed as she knocked the officer to the ground before grasping his gun and firing back at the others. It was in that moment, a small SUV car screeched to a hault next to them with a teenager, probably no more than 16 year old, sitting behind the wheel.

"Hey, you guys called for an uber?"

"KEVIN YOU'RE HERE!" Lyn let loose a bellowing laugh. "GET IN THE CAR SALAD GODDESS, WE'RE GETTING OUT OF HERE!"

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“I don't eat, eat, eat, Broccoli and spinach.” Laughlyn sang as she finished wrapping a vine around the backpack, only to hear a voice, as smooth as a wet fish, speak up behind her. The red and blue hair blonde turned to see the tall and slender Salad Goddess. “Mistah Broccoli didn't tell me he was rooted down! Well ya see, I don't need ALL the money. If I did that, then what other bank will I rob tomorrow?” She gave a snickering laugh only to watch Mrs. Broccoli walk off with nose scrunched up in annoyance. “Well Mistah Broccoli, I have to admit, that's a good looking woman you got there.” She nod her head as she rest her elbow on one of Mistah B’s arm. “But she's a little bossy, doncha think? Come on, let's see who else decided to join our party!” She began to skip off. “OH BY THE WAY BE A DOLL AND PULL THAT BACKPACK TO THEDOOR FOR ME! K?Thanx!”

Following The Organic Beauty Laughlyn watched as another young woman was found, standing next to a glowing portal! WOAH! “Hey! It's a slumber party now!” Laughlyn giggled as stood next to Mrs. Broccoli, pointing at the glowing magic. “So your like a magician! You know, my Ex and I went to this one show, her name was ‘A’, and she was so good! Hey! Can you pull a rabbit out of your hat? Cause like, I think Mistah Broccoli ran out of people, and he gets a little cranky without a snack, isn't that right?” She basically spoke in one breath, as her backpack that was overflowing with cash was slowly being dragged along the ground towards the door. “Yer doin great Mistah B!”

Moments later, police sirens could be heard outside the bank. “Uh oh, someone called the Popo!” Laughlyn gave a wide grin as she twirled Splinter in her hands. “You have fun with Bibbidi-Bobbidi-Boo, I'll take care of the Men in Boo-Hoo, get it!? Like Men in Blue, but they're gonna be crying Boo-Hoo when kill them! Hahahahaha!” Her shrilling laugh echoed through the bank as she took off running to the front.

Outside several officers could be seen completely surrounding the bank with their guns drawn. “Come out with your hands up!” Ugh what a lame line!

“How about, NO!” Laughlyn pulled a black little square device with a big red button seemingly out of nowhere and pressed it… and pressed it again, and again and again with nothing happening! “Aw come on don't give me performance issues now!” Through the broken glass door she chucked the black box out the window as officers screamed to run. As the device hit the ground… nothing happened! Ugh last time she would try to follow a YouTube DYI! But as soon as she turned away, the ground rumbled below them as golden explosion suddenly erupted around the bank parking lot, or more specifically, under the sewers that ran under the parking lot!

Officers and their vehicles were either blown up by the explosion or swallowed up whole in the giant crater that consumed the parking lot.”Oh that's right! I had the trigger on a delay for dramatic effect, ah oh well, next time.” She shrugged her shoulders as she waltzed back inside to see how Mrs. Broccoli was having fun watching the magic show, while the little overly filled backpack was still slowly being dragged across the tile floor.

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Laughlyn is her name and blowing up banks was her favorite pastime game! She roamed from city to city, not robbing the most extravagant banks like Wells Fargo or any of those snazzy banks, but small Credit Union banks! Those had the least amount of security (usually ZELCH)! But the downfall? Their cameras SERIOUSLY added 20 pounds on her birthing hips! But what did she do with all the money she had been accumulating? BUYING PUPPIES OF COURSE! Every city she roamed on into she would use the money from the previous heist to adopt all the puppies within the city range and give them all away for FREE to kids getting out of school! Of course, not before overly feeding the puppies with laxative filled puppy food and then watch the fun being as they little poopers left little gifts all around the city! It would make the whole place stink like doo doo! Ha-ha-ha!

Riding on her famous red moped, the goggled covered blue eye lunatic was chomping on her favorite Fruit Stripe Gum (yes the zebra striped ones that comes with the AMAZING temporary tattoos!) as “Girls just wanna have fun” blasted in her earphones, her cassette player being kept in between her breast as she nod her head to the beat of the music. Coming to a screeching halt the ballistic blonde blew one last pink bubble before her ruby color lipstick smeared lips unleashed a malice smile. “Let's go Splinter!” She shouted as she pulled on the wooden baseball bat that was hanging on her back. While it WAS clean, you could still make out the blood stains from her last victims.

Her ugly combat boots pressed on the ground as her earphones stilled continued to play her song, unaware of the chaos that was already brewing inside. Lifting her right leg up she kicked in the glass door, completely shattering it as she stepped through, only to get a wave of thick, white smoke suddenly slam into her face. Letting out a cough she waved her arms in the air, trying to get the smoke away from her. “Whew! Who lit a Dooby up in here?!” Laughlyn yelled as a snickering security guard could be seen laying on the ground by her feet. “Aw come on, sleeping on ya job? Ya suppose be the entertainment!” She frowned only to suddenly take a jump back as a larger emerald vine came crawling from the dense smoke, wrapping itself around the man before pulling him away as he giggled to himself as the gun was left behind. “Oh man, am I in one of those weird Japanese cartoon things?” She asked only to realize that the entire bank was somehow converted into a living jungle.

Like hell that was gonna stop her! She had puppies to adopt and streets to litter with their doo-doo! With a determined grin she marched forward through the smoke, the leaves crunching under her boots as a large, sharp toothed carnivores like plant monster of destruction came up before her. “Are YOU the one trying to ruin my plan Mistah Broccoli? Lemme tell you sumthin, I don't appreciate it!” She yelled at the beast who was busy dangling the security guard over its mouth by his ankles. “Now I'm gonna go get my money and if you promise not to do that weird thing with your vines to me, then I promise not to eat my veggies for a year, deal?” She was answered with the ear wrenching crunch of the security guards bones snapping in between the jaws of the living plant as splatter of blood sprayed across Laughlyns face. “PERFECT!” She smiled giving a thumbs up before literally skipping away to the safe.

“Girls, just wanna have fuh-uuuuun.” She sang completely off key as she examined the safe, only to see vines completely covering it. “We wanna, wanna have fun.” Grasping her baseball bat tightly she swung the bat forcefully against the vines. A roar from the beast could be heard of more annoyance than pain. “Yo Mistah Broccoli, ya sexy legs are in my way!” With a rumble of the entire bank, the vault was suddenly pulled open by Mistah Broccoli, what a gentleman!

Blowing a bubble she smiled once more as she stepped in, swinging her empty backpack off her back as she laid it before her which had the face of Maya Liafadors plastered on it, from her modeling days. “Oh my gosh we’re going to be able to adopt ALL the puppies today!” Laughlyn maniacally laughed as she began zipping up her backpack only to have it suddenly not close and it was too heavy for her to carry it on her own! Hmmm what to do…

Her big blue eye suddenly shift to the sound of more bones crunching and her teeth were suddenly seen from behind her lips as she smiled. Grasping one of the vines that made itself into the vault with her she began to tie it around the backpack. “Okey Dokey Mistah Broccoli, we’re now best friends for life, ok? Now listen, if you pull this backpack out of the vault and to the door, I super duper pinky promise to buy you all the kitties from pound and you can have them as snacks. Does that sound fair to ya? Cause it sounds fair to me!”

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