"-and Stacy told me that she didn't date losers like me and she even made a instagram video of her laughing at the video I made for her!" Kevin finished his story of how badly it went for him when he asked his crush, Stacy, to the fall dance.
"Aw Kevin, you know what you need? A MAKEOVER!" Lyn clapped her hands, laughing as she heard the Salad Goddess raising her voice in the back.
"I-I'm sorry." Kevin spoke up, his head sinking in between his shoulders. "This is only a rental that my mom got while out car's in the shop, so I'm trying not to get in damaged while I earn some cash, you know?"
"Don't listen to Miss Its-Not-Easy-Being-Green back there, you're doing a great-"
"Uh...Clown. That little magician is following us. Tell your little friend he better lose it. Or I'll leave you both to be captured"
"What do you mean she's followi-" All of a sudden, you could hear it. The THOOMP over and over again, becoming louder with every second. She rolled down the window, sticking half her body out of it as the wind hit her pigtailed hair. Her eyes quickly focused on the GIANT HUMANOID ROCK MAN RUNNING AFTER THEM! "HOLY SCHIST!" She yelled out, laughing at her own rock joke before pulling herself back in the car. "Don't worry Green Queen, I, have a plan." She slowly reached over Kevin, unbuckling his seat belt, giving him a playful wink and a smile as she did so.
"Woah, what are you doing!?" Kevin shouted, trying to keep his hands on the steering wheel, his face turning red.
Before she could answer, she quickly pulled on the door handle and pushing the door open. "Sorry Kevin, but it just ain't workin out! BUT STACY IS A BISH AND YOU DESERVE BETTER!" And with all her strength, she shoved Kevin out of the slowish moving car and jumped in his seat as forcefully closed the door and slammed her foot on the gas. "LETS ROCK AND ROLL SALAD GODDESS!" The car sped up suddenly, causing her body to slam back into the seat as she let out a roaring laugh as she began making sharp, whiplashing turns and nauseating weaving in between cars. "I THINK WE'RE LOOSING EM!"