Well, that last episode broke my heart to a million pieces. Thanks JJ, thanks a lot... jerk... now I have to wait till next year to find out what happens next
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@hawkshade: Thought I would keep it short and intimate since it's our first meeting xP
“I can smell her.” Lyn took in a deep breath through her nose as she pulled out a lollipop from her backpocket, unwrapping it as she gave a snickering grin. “We’re close to the armory. Should be just down this hallway!" She began giggle her body become stiff with joy. “I’M SO EXCITED!” She then jumped up, only to have her joy suddenly interrupted.
"Where do you think you're going?" He snapped.
Lyn’s head snapped over to the direction of… wait… what in the world was THAT? Catching the loose attention span of the Mistress of Laughter, Lyn turned her entire body around to face… what was THAT? “Ew, what are you?” Her head tilted to the side. “Wait!" She interrupted before he could even begin to answer. She turned her head to her henchmen. "You guys see that too, right?" She whispered to them.
He looked a little confused at her boss lady. "The weird guy in the bad costume? Yeah, don't you?"
"Well duh, but I've been off my meds for a while." She whispered even more softly, only to get a cringing look from her henchmen. She then quickly turned back to the masked individual, as if she never looked away from him. "OOOOHHHH! Lemme guess! OK? I LOVE Guessing games!” Lyn actually began walking towards the unknown masked individual, completely deviating from the path she was currently marching down with her shoes lighting her path due to the lack of lighting from the blackout. “Are you… a demon? Wait, no no no… a Bat? Na, too dumb, maybe a cat? Na too obvious… hmmm maybe… OH I KNOW! A puppy! You have ears like the doberman pinchers!” She pressed both hands against her ears, making a fist with her index finger sticking up, mocking the unknown man’s cowel. “Look! Now we’re twinsies!” A huge smile appeared on her face with her lillipop stick poking out from between her lips. "Where do you think you're going?" Her voice rumbled as a horribly awful impression of her newest friend. "Not bad huh? It only took me two seconds to be able to do that!"
“I’m Lyn, short for Laughlyn.” She actually introduced herself. “These are my minions! Bob, Bobby, Bob-O… actrually I don’t know their names.” She admitted shrugging her shoulders only to get a groan of embarrassment from her men.
“They were just given to me, but anyways! You asked me where I was going! I’m hunting a T-Rex! Maybe you’ve heard of it? T-Rex Tiff! Ugly b!tch if you’ve ever seen one! Were you a patient here too? You must have been to be willingly walk around in that thing. Wanna come with!? I promise to share and let you get a punch in if you want! I mean, Ada sent you, right?"
"It is not a matter of who I want you to kill, rather what. Grimm City has been corrupted for years, the people here are behind the evolutionary curve; It will be our job to ensure it gets reset. Back to an even playing field. So Ms.Nell, I want you to murder Grimm City. Only then can we truly start anew."
"So Ms. Nell what's it going to be?"
Western District
Echos of a high pitch laugh echoed through the streets as Laughyn and her group of thugs roamed through. In her hand was her trusty splinter as it was stained with different shades of crimson. It was everything she hoped and dreamed! The city was in chaos, people weren’t scared, or crying out for help. Oh no, there was killing, all around, bodies littered the streets as the gutters ran red with blood. No electricity? No problem! The city was burning too! It was like a being at the beach and sitting around a campfire! Only the campfire was around YOU! You didn’t need a flashlight or a lamp or a heater for that matter! Fascinating, simply fascinating. It was as if All Dat Ass (aka Ada) had caused the people in this city to go more insane than herself! This was great! It was liberating, it was-
“So boss… what do we do?” One of the thugs asked.
Laughlyn stopped in her tracks, snapping her head to the thug who interrupted her thought process, only to realize… “Gee, I hadn’t thought that far…” she paused for a moment, rubbing her chin with her free hand, leaving a smeared blood mark on her pale painted face as she snapped her fingers, as if a light bulb lit over her head. “I know exactly what we’re gonna do! We’re going T-Rex hunting!” She lifted Splinter up, holding it as if it was a shotgun as she made the motions and noises as if she was getting ready to fire it. "And I know exactly where one is hiding... right over.... BAM!" She quickly shifted her 'gun' in the direction of where she escaped just a few weeks ago... Grimm City Asylum. It was in the same district, it was perfect, she knew she chose this area for a reason.
Grimm City Asylum
The warden thought she was safe in her little castle that had depowering mechanisms, little did she know the EMP would take it all out. She walked into the Asylum with inmates already broken out as an all out assault was in the process. Guards, patients even visitors were fighting among each other. Laughlyn giggle with glee as she held fast to her baseball bat with both her hands. “Alright boy’s!” She marched forward into the chaos. “BATTER UP!” She yelled as she swung her bat, slamming it into the back of the head of one of the guards, causing them to slam face first into the ground. It didn’t take long for Laughlyn and her merry gangster men to take over the Asylum and convert a lot of patient’s to her cause. Most of the guards she killed, the ones who didn’t listen to her anyways.
But the question was still there... where... was... the T-Rex. "Five lollipops whoever can find me T-Rex Tiff!" She held out several lollipops from her hand, raising it up in the air only to gain several confused staires from her followers. "Ugh, fine, Warden Barden" she said disappointed that no one else knew of the nickname she gave Barden during her time here.
"She's in the armory!" A voice called out from within the crowed. "With Ricky and some other guards, even some patients who helped!"
"Give that person all the lollipops!" She tossed several handful of her candy to one of her thugs. "AND some gum too!" reaching in her other pocket she pulled out several loose wrapped bubblegum out and threw them at him. "LETS GO!" She yelled out happily, literally skipping off in the direction of the armory with her thugs following behind.
Fudgetasticale was her choice, as she rode shotgun all the way to some rundown looking place. It didn’t look any better than where Lyn was at, but hey, maybe they had other pincushions living inside that she could recruit to be her minion! Holding her ice cream cone she walked into the building, following the two women. She didn’t know what was going on, who she was meeting or what was about to happen. For all she knew she was about to go on some talk show with Ellen! Or maybe about to get thrown back into the Asylum… well… maybe Ricky Jr would still be there.
As they walked into the room, Laughlyn looked around to see a bunch of different gangsters in the room. They were all much bigger than her, wearing… were those gag chokers? Holy sht did she just get dragged into something kinky!?
“Um… I know I’m crazy but I don’t think this is my kind of thing.” She whispered to the woman who dragged her from her apartment in the first place. “Is the dominatrix your boss?”
But before a response could be given the Dominatrix began to speak. Holy sht she knew her name. She could feel chills run down her back, and not the good sexy kind… or maybe they were? It was really hard to tell right now. Now Laughlyn, she enjoyed a good joke like the next person but this woman, was anything but joking. She was seriously serious. Lyn couldn’t see the future (even though that would be really awesome) and she didn’t know anything about this woman, but she did know that something was going to happen in this city and she was given an opportunity to be… ‘safe’ from her wrath.
“I mean… I got nothing else to do.” Lyn shrugged her shoulders as she took another lick of her ice cream. “Does this mean I get a fancy uniform? Or a squad!? I would love to have my own suicide squad!” She gave a wide smile before looking out at the distance at seemingly no one and giving a playful wink. “So… who do I gotta kill to get this party started... Ms...?” she asked, waiting for a name to drop of her new Dominatrix boss lady.
HELL?! I'LL DRIVE THE BUS DOWN THERE FOR US!
But really, I would love to but idk who I have that would fit this lol
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