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@nikko_ninetails: @xxbelladonnaxx

"My bad, baby girl. You might have to wait on that!"

“Wha-?” She didn’t even finish. By the time she turned around a bullet collided into her left knee, her blood splattering on the nurse and Bella who was by her. She fell back to the wall as she was shocked by the woman who snuck attacked her. “Who the hell is this!?” She yelled out as blood began running down her leg as she began using the baseball bat as a crutch.

This chick was crazy as she began randomly firing. Lyn quickly tuck rolled out of the way but couldn’t bounce back up on her own. So instead she pulled out her own weapons. With one hand she pulled out two gravel bombs and tossed it across the room where civilians were screaming. A dense, pink smoke was released into the area. Was inside? Why the street drug Flakka of course! People began coughing after inhaling it and within seconds people began to show uncontrollable aggression and excited delirium and began attacking anything and anyone around… including this woman who just shot Lyn!

As soon as the bomb left her hand however, she then pulled out her gas mask and slipped it over her head while the other hand pulled out her Blam-O, Chiappa Rhino 60DS. Gritting her teeth she pushed herself up using Splinter the bat and took aim at the crazed gunwoman through the dense pink smoke and began firing one bullet after another as she looked for Belladonna and tossed the card to her. “GET THE DOCTOR! I GOT THIS B!TCH!”

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“Is that all you got?! Come catch these hands!” Hopping on one foot she came up to the woman and attempted to headbutt her.

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one down... more to go ;>___>

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@nikko_ninetails@xxbelladonnaxx@ashley_knightfall@honor_girl@perdidacardenal

“Lyn, are you thinking what I'm thinking?"

“We go and blow up ALL the buildings!” Lyn jumped up as she began hyperventilating with excitement. She was ready to order her men out, but then Bella Bell proved that she actually had no idea what she was thinking about.

"We're going to take over The Hospital. The Good Doctor needs a vaccine, and I want to get back at those bastards that burned my babies. I can assure you...my next seeds will not burn...To the Hospital"

Team one and two-
Team one and two-

The hospital? Hmm… “I mean I guess, OK BOYS WE’RE GOING TO THE KECG or is it KCEE… or… KGB?” She gasped at her sudden revelation. “Is the Knightfall working for the KGB?!” She began to rant away as her men were already gathering their weapons. One of them handed Lyn her the most trusted weapon she ever had, Splinter. “Right-O let’s go! To the Hawkshade Mobile! Wait is that hero still a thing? Or did he die? Wasn’t there some redhead and ninja dude with them too?” She had already began walking to the garage portion of her lair where there were several black Hummers with reinforced bumpers and blacked-out windows. “People really like their toilet paper here in Gothic.” She laughed as her men began to load up in the vehicles.

“Alright men, this hospital is rigged with high-end security top to bottom! Team one and two will SMASH their hummers into the entrance. Team three will go to the back where ambulances come through and RAM into that! Everyone else pick an entrance and take out their security! Now don’t make me say it twice but whatever you do DO NOT kill the staff at the hospital unless they try to kill you. They got enough to deal with. Got it!?” Lyn was excited as she jumped into the driver seat of one of the Hummers. “COMMON BELLA BELL LET’S ROLL!” As she was dangling halfway out the window she pulled one of her guns out and shoot into the ceiling of the building while her other hand honked her horn that sounded like a horn of a train. It was custom made.

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Turning the engine on the bright headlights lit up the room as a door began to open that lead up to the surface which was big enough for vehicles to drive through. One by one they drove out and into the streets of Gothic. Pulling out her phone she connected it to her blue tooth as Don’t Stop Me Now by Queen began blaring from not just her speakers but the speakers of all the Hummers. Singing as loudly as she could Lyn’s entire body bounced with the beat of the music. She would turn to Bella Bell trying to get her into singing with her. When there was a guitar solo she would let go of the steering wheel entirely to play air guitar while holding the steering wheel with one knee.

By the end of the song, the group was pulling up to the hospital. Pulling a radio from the top of her Hummer she held it close to her mouth as a grin began to stretch across her pale face. “HERE WE GO BOYS DON’T FAIL ME NOW!” she threw her head back in a laugh as they split into two groups. As they entered the parking area, instead of slowing down they sped up. Security that was patrolling began shooting at the vehicles as they realized they weren’t stopping! But that didn’t stop them. The windows were bulletproof as exactly how Lyn planned the cars rammed into the building. Trembling the foundation of the building. She could see the men begin to rush the inside of the building and shoot at the security guard from the top. The security dogs even came into play as they began attacking her men. Loss on both sides was to be expected.

“READY MY GREEN QUEEN?” Lyn yelled as she forcefully turned the wheel of her vehicle causing it to skid along the ground as she hit the breaks at the same time, causing the back of her vehicle being used like a sledgehammer as it slammed into one of the security vehicles that came onto the scene, ramming it against the building and pinning it down. Lyn grabbed a bag in the back seat and flung it over her shoulder as she jumped out and ran into the building, but not without slipping a medical mask on. She was crazy, not stupid.

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Citizens were busy screaming and scrambling while her men and the security were fighting. Lyn didn’t waste time and jumped right into the fight and began using her baseball bat as she knocked them down one by one. Making her way to the door that separated them and the inside of the hospital. Her head made a sharp turn to the right to see a nurse hiding under their computer desk trying to avoid the chaos going on. “HEY!” Lyn yelled as she held a gun to him. “Give me your badge NOW!”

The man ripped his badge off its reel and handed it to Lyn who then retracted her gun. “Thank you, and thank you for all the hard work you guys do. You guys rock.” She winked as she scanned the badge that opened the door. “It’s Doctor hunting season!”

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Yes! She saw her! Lyn squealed with excitement as she moved out the way, allowing Aspen to come into the sewers with her and her goon. Before Lyn could even open her mouth The Queen of Green gave her a hug. While a nice surprise she was still shocked she didn’t in fact try to kill her at this moment, but she returned the hug out of excitement. “Eh I deserved it.” She gave a small chuckle before the two released each other. Lyn began to lead her to her hideout.

I mean sure you can produce-
I mean sure you can produce-

“The Order? You’re still with them?” She knew they both worked with (kinda sorta but not really with) The Order during Valor City’s downfall. But as soon as Lyn blew up the university, she left and came to Gothic and stopped answering their phone calls. They were worse than telemarketers! It was no fun sticking around a city that was already destroyed. What else would there be to do? Blow up buildings that were already destroyed??? Sooooooo boring! “They WANT you alive to make a cure?” Lyn figured Bella Bell could be a key component in making a cure. Sure she may have just been a high school science teacher but damn it she had a Masters in science education. She was smart when she wanted to be. “I mean sure you can produce one of the key components of the serum but there are other factors that would play in like… ok if you’re involved that means the vaccine is most likely a bacterial based vaccine and those can become unstable due to hydrolysis and aggregation of protein and carbohydrate molecules so then the vaccine would render useless! So you need to keep it at the perfect temperature that’ll allow the chemicals and the vaccine to be stored without rendering it useless. So you’ll have to create a bacteria that while resistant to heat and cold-” They stopped in front of a large door. “Oh! We’re here!”

The door would open to reveal Lyn’s hideout. It was still a mess from when it was destroyed but there were still areas that one could tell it was once the popular underground hospital, The Catholicon. There were several stacks of items all around the area such as paper products, cleaning products, and hand sanitizer items.

“OK so of course we’re going to avenge your babies.” She began as she began skipping forward a bit with a prideful grin. “My men will happily fight and die for the plant life of Earth!”

She could see several of her men suddenly turn around with confusion. “Wait what?”

“You heard me!” She got up on the table that Hank was still sitting at trying to keep up with GBay. “Bella Bell needs our help to kill some people who hurt her babies and we are going to DESTROY whatever she says to destroy! She points and WE SHOOT! She demands and we BLOW IT THE HELL UP! Do ya hear me?!” She threw her arms in the air with excitement.

“YEAH!” Her goons yelled as she hopped off the table. “They’re ready to do the things Bella Bell.”

They're ready to do the things Bella Bell
They're ready to do the things Bella Bell

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Destroyed Catholicon Lyn’s Big Grin, Gothic City

“$2500canIget$2500forthissinglerollofdoubleplytoiletpaper$2500? No? Going once… going twice… SOLD SINGLE ROLE OF DOUBLE PLY TOILET PAPER TO… SamStarrisnumber1!” She yelled out to no one in particular. She was sitting alone in front of her computer looking at the local GBay, which was like Ebay but strictly for Gothic city and neighboring cities. Lyn has been making bank the last several days selling items during the panic of the worldwide Sapian flu pandemic.

Since the start of all of this Lyn had been going around all over Gothic and neighboring cities and buying out all of the paper goods, hand sanitizer, cleaners that got rid of 99.99999% of germs and virus and even hand soap. She had nowhere to store it so she came to the old Catholicon, had her goons clean it up and TA-DA here we are! Now she’s running a thriving business! Nothing could stop her now!

But before she could check out the other bids, one of her goons came up to her. “Erm, Lyn, we got a hit on your friend. She’s kinda being ganged up on by a lot of people with guns and stuff.”

“My Salad Queen?” She gasped in shock as she jumped up from where she was sitting. “Sorry ladies and gents, I have to get running BUT Larry-you’renameislarryright?”

You're coming with me-
You're coming with me-

“I-it’s Hank.”

“HANK here will continue the auction in the meantime.” She patted him on the back as she waved at a bunch of her henchmen. “I need yall to seal off the sewage entrances within a mile radius and place explosives on them so if someone tries to open them, they EXPLODE!” she laughed as she threw her arms in the air while tossing paper confetti at the same time. Her goons simply nod their head and began going about their work.

“You.” She pointed at another goon. “You’re coming with me, grab some awesome explosives and lets go!”

Ever since their fateful meeting all those years ago in Expendaville Lyn had always found Aspen rather intriguing. In fact, she had attempted to speak with Aspen several times in the past, especially when they were both in Valor City blowing it up together but for some reason, Bella Bell never wanted anything to do with her. So she kept her distance… but also kept tabs on her, just in case she ever changed her mind and wanted to have a sleepover so they could watch romantic comedies together, braid each other's hair, talk about boys and girls and eat pizza and do each other nails. It would have been so super fun and amazing. But alas… it never did happen.

BUT NOW! Now she was about to save her friend who didn't know she was her friend... yet.

The two marched through the sewers, which were nothing but a crazy maze in Gothic. So many buildings have blown up over the years that they’ve collapsed on the sewers themselves. Dead ends and sinkholes were littered in the sewer systems of Gothic. But spending so much time down here, Lyn had it all memorized and stored up in her noggin!

Just then, the entire ground shook. Holy crap what was going on out there!?

She pushed up the sewer opening just a bit as her eyes looked out to see utter chaos at the botanical garden. There were flames, explosions, gunfire, arrows? People yelling. What the actual hell was going on? Just then, her eyes caught onto a rosebud not too far off. IT WAS HER! “PSSSST! PSSSSST! SALAD QUEEN!” she yelled in her ‘whisper’ voice before waving her arms around trying to get her attention while everyone else was busy fighting each other. “Common! Let’s get out of here!” She would wait for Bella Bell to come in with her and the moment she did (if she did), Lyn would close the lid and have her goon begin to close it with a torch and attach the explosives to it.

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WACK!

Now, what do we say when someone asks you for ya money?
Now, what do we say when someone asks you for ya money?

A man in a suit fell flat on the pavement face first as Lyn let out a hackling laugh, twirling her baseball bat as she crouched down next to him. "Now, what do we say when someone asks you for ya money?"

The man groaned in pain as he turned around to face her, his busted lip bleeding. "H-how much?"

"Five million dollars please and thank you!" She extended her free hand to him.

"I-I don't have five million. I-I have a credit card that's max for $5,000?" He began pulling out his wallet, his hands trembling for his card.

"WHAT?! But you wear a suit!" Frustrated she stood up, her hands gripping onto the baseball bat tighter as she then grasped it with the other hand and with all the force she could muster, slammed it into his face. The man's head snapped back as the back of it slammed into the pavement, knocking him out cold as blood covered his disfigured face.

"But I will take this!" She snatched his wallet, pulling out the twenty dollars he had and the credit card he was talking about. "Meh I think I can buy out the tissue paper products from Walmart." She smiled as she took a look at his ID. "Thank you very much... Moe? Ew people still name their kids that? God no wonder why you had no money." She dropped his wallet like if it had cooties on it onto his body.

She had been laying low for a little bit. Just hanging around here and there, smacking some people around and stealing their money. But news just broke out of a virus coming out of NYC. Lyn was many things but she wasn't stupid... well... ok maybe a little but she was still smart..ish. She knew that some of the symptoms for this Sapian flu was diarrhea, runny nose... and what do all of those need? Toilet paper, tissue paper, paper towels, napkins and other paper products. She had been going into stores and actually BUYING OUT these produces (yeah sure it's buying products with stolen money but she still bought them!) and storing them, because when sh!t (hehehehe) hits the fan, she's going to have all the products to clean it up and people will have no choice but to buy her over price products! IT WAS FLAWESS!!!

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@catalina_liafador: we can still be bothersome neighbours ;D

Power comes in different forms, and I'm more than sure there are ways to handle you at least. I'd let you beat "myself" up but in a place where everyone could see, making it a PR thing for Selebrity for beating up a poor priest :(.

This woman killed her own siblings... do you REALLY think she cares about PR?

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