Kufu

Heheheeee....

@_glacier_:

Kufu was doing his standard joyful sort of waddle along the city block, taking in the sights and smells of the city. The little primate continued his waddle, but something caught his eye, and he did a double take. "Wooaaaahhh" The little monkey let out, his face in shock as he witnessed a man freezing another man solid.
Seemingly confused, Kufu waddled over to the man who had done the freezing, and poked him twice. "How..How you do that?" He questioned, as a grin crept across his monkey face.

@_glacier_ "Heeheheeee. Wheeeeeeee!" The little monkey yelled out in glee as wind rushed by his face, and the ground got closer and closer. Little skydiver goggles were strapped to his furry face, and he had a suit to match. Kufu began to see detail in the buildings and structures below, so he pulled a cord on his back, and a parachute burst out, with his smiling monkey face on it.

His decent slowed, and his the gleeful ball of fur began to float down to the city streets. Once his little feet hit the ground, the parachute, goggles, and suit all completely disappeared.

Kufu wandered, wondering what kind of havoc he would cause today.

@_glacier_:I'll take all of yo feels!
I shall drop a post somewhere within the next six minutes. (:

@_glacier_:He didn't give me any rules! (:
Weeeeh!
So, you don't wanna do a thing?

@_glacier_:Noooo
*Flashback to Batman and Robin*
ARNOLD NOOOOOOOO!

@_glacier_:Shhh the Tumblr fandom will hear you.
So, what's this dude all about?

@_glacier_:In due time my seemingly frozen friend.
Nobodyyy?

I've cannibalized this account a bajillion times. lol
Who wants to do a thing with a reborn omnipotent monkey? (:

Brawn cannot serve as substitute for brains beast.