Wendy Williams’s genetic code revealed she is the failed clone of Jennifer Susan Walters. It was brought to Street nerd’s attention by Wendy’s OBGYN, after a routine checkup went south. It was reported miss Williams sneezed and bent steel Abdominal Retractors and in a fit of embarrassment stormed out causing over $95,000 in property damages. As we take a closer look into Miss William’s life, the evidence screams for its recognition.
It seems that Sabertooth and The Ultimate Warrior might be siblings from parts unknown. They both seem to have this uncontrollable psychotic anger towards our yellow wearing good guys and it might just be me, but they kind of sound like they have the same accent. Oh don’t believe me? Well then lets pull out exhibit A&B
Exhibit A - wrestlemania 6 promo, Ultimate Warrior snarling, growling and screaming at hulk Hogan.
Ultimate Warriors arm tassels are actually made from sabertooths back hair. Ok I know that was a little disturbing, but we have to calm down, put the kids in the room, because it’s time for the sabertooth.
Exhibit B- Multiple video footage of Sabertooth snarling, growling and screaming at Wolverine.
At around 3:30 in the video you really start to see that old Parts Unknown accent come out of sabertooth. If these two aren’t related could it be they are one in the same? Oh man it just hit me, what if sabertooth is the end result of breaking deals with McMahon. Could it be that McMahon has the same powers as Fabian Cortez and if so what happen to Big Van Vader? I have noticed similarities between Vader and Bi Beast. Damn you McMahon, damn you!!!!!
This just in, late breaking news from our eye in the sky. Optimus prime towed
after passing out from a long night of clubbing with new girl toy Hitomi Kanzaki better known as Escaflowne. When asked on optimus’s new life change Bumble Bee replies (you thought I was living in the fast lane, there isn’t a speed faster than prime)
In other news
Negaduck says he was so coked out of his mind during the time he was shooting " darkwing duck
" back in the '90s ... he was sleeping ONE hour a night in between drug sessions. Negaduck spilled his guts about his cocaine addiction in the '90s to street nerds ... calling it his "greatest mistake." negaduck explained, "I’d wake up, snort a line, and swear I wasn’t going to do it again that day. But then 4 o’clock rolled around, and I’d be right back down the same road like that little cloud kicker on the back of Baloo’s plane."
negaduck says he finally realized the severity of his addiction when his band The Fearsome Five broke up ... saying, "I kind of realized I was going to be dead in five years if I didn’t change my ways. The next day I was in rehab.
" Bushroot has been quoted saying “he should of stuck to the green” In the end, Negaduck says the experience helped him grow as a duck -- "If I hadn’t gone through that period, I don’t know if I’d still be terrorizing St. Canard ."
This just in, late breaking news from our eye in the sky. 
Optimus prime towed 
When asked on optimus’s new life change Bumble Bee replies (you thought I was living in the fast lane, there isn’t a speed faster than prime)
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