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Starkiller misconceptions pt.1

A common misconception made by video game fans is that Vader was easily beaten and overpowered by Starkiller. After reading the text of The force unleashed novel I can tell you that is false. Galen first attacks Vader was off guard

Then the Dark Lord laughed.

It was an awful sound, empty of humor and full of mockery. In it, the apprentice heard a decade and a half of torture and abuse.

Anger flared. He lunged forward. His former Master barely blocked the blow. A second scored a deep wound across his black-clad shoulder. A third stabbed deep into his thigh.

Darth Vader reeled backward, servos whining in his injured limbs and lightsaber shaking..

-The Force Unleashed Novelization

The novel then goes on to state the Starkiller sent missiles, and a battery generator at Vader to cause the explosion which knocked Vader to the ground. Vader had already stopped the missiles, but Starkiller used the generator to finally cause the explosion.

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This is what caused Vader to be overcome by starkiller. Not Starkiller’s power or that Starkiller was just better than him.

On top of all of this Vader had already been shocked with Starkiller’s force lightning.

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In fact this is a consistent pattern in fights between Vader and Starkiller or Vader and Vader and Darth Sidious. In fact we all know the reason is Vader’s poor prosthetics.

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Daemon respect thread!

I know he’s basically featless, but I wanted to make respect thread for him that I’ll be updating. I’m on mobile so excuse the formatting.

Daemon

Reflecting ability

Reflects fodder’s sword

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Reflects fodder’s ninja tool arm.

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Reflects fodder’s axe

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Reflects fodder’s kick.

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The feats of Percy Jackson in the lightning theif

I'll be going over my favorite Percy Jackson feats from the first book.

1. "My legs tensed. I couldn't jump sideways, so I leaped straight up, kicking off from the creature's head, using it as a springboard, turning in midair, and landing on his neck. "Without thinking, I rolled to one side and came up kneeling. As the monster barreled past, I drove the broken horn straight into his side, right up under his furry rib cage.

2. "He slashed. I deflected his blade. I got close enough to strike, tried to fake him out with a feint, but my blow was knocked aside. The waves were hitting me in the back now. Ares was up to his thighs, wading in after me. I felt the rhythm of the sea, the waves growing larger as the tide rolled in, and suddenly I had an idea. Little waves, I thought. And the water behind me seemed to recede. I was holding back the tide by force of will, but tension was building, like carbonation behind a cork. Ares came forward, grinning confidently. I lowered my blade, as if I were too exhausted to go on. Wait for it, I told the sea. The pressure now was almost lifting me off my feet. Ares raised his sword. I released the tide and jumped, rocketing straight over Ares on a wave. A six-foot wall of water smashed him full in the face, leaving him cursing and sputtering with a mouth full of seaweed."

3. "I landed behind him with a splash and feinted toward his head, as I’d done before. He turned in time to raise his sword, but this time he was disoriented, he didn’t anticipate the trick. I changed direction, lunged to the side, and stabbed Riptide straight down into the water, sending the point through the god’s heel. The roar that followed made Hades’s earthquake look like a minor event. The very sea was blasted back from Ares, leaving a wet circle of sand fifty feet wide. Ichor, the golden blood of the gods, flowed from a gash in the war god’s boot"

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The plot of Batman Vs Deathstroke is horrible

I want you to read the plot and tell me this isn't horrible. This story from deathstroke(rebirth)issue #30-#35

Once upon a time, Talia thought she could get Slade to join force with her by faking Damian's DNA test and luring him, claiming Damian was his son, but she ended up not doing it and later bringing Damian to his real father, Bruce. Tim, still angry about Damian at that time, tried to search for the DNA test result that stated Damian was Bruce's biological son but he couldn't find it, instead he found the one Talia has manipulated before. He planned to send the paper to Bruce (at the same time he also recorded the video), but as he changed his perspective towards Damian, it was never sent(?) and he never told Bruce either so he kept it as secret all this time. Until finally Bruce got his hands on the document (and Damian on the recording). Bruce knew it was fake but he still had a doubt. He tried to confront Slade about it as well as finding out who was the culprit behind the fake test. Bruce was kinda pissed off that Slade didn't give a damn about it and never tried to find out who made the test result, so he kept disturbing Deathstroke's works and went to meet Adeline to find out if she was behind it (turned out she knew nothing about it). After finding out about the recording, Damian also confronted Slade by pretending he was his real son. Annoyed by both Batman and Robin, Slade found out why Batman was acting like this - because the current Robin is his son, like the son supposedly related by blood. So, he came to manor to put it a rest between the two of them. He told Bruce that as soon as he found out Damian is Talia's son, he had himself tested which came out negative. After that, it was revealed that another reason why he didn't give a damn about the DNA test result was because after the surprise that was Rose, he got himself a vasectomy so he wouldn't sire any other children. Talia also admitted to Slade that she faked the test and the motive behind it. However, she never once gave anyone the manipulated DNA test result - it was actually Tim who was the one who sent it to Bruce, and thus he was (accidentally) the real cause of this event in the first place. Meanwhile, Bruce and Alfred did their own version of DNA test between Bruce and Damian - this time was real and not tampered - and the result was in fact a match, though whatever it was Damian is still his son no matter what.

Yikes what a convoluted mess.

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Killerbois back alright

During time I thought about what I did and I give an apology to @owie for blowing up right after he gave me a warning instead of the ban I deserved. I also apologize to the guy I blew up on. I hope you can forgive me and we can become friend.

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The Narutoverse wank needs to stop pt.2

I know that I might make a lot of people mad wit this one but this has to be said. Naruto, Sasuke, and might Gai can't beat post crisis superman. In the thread that I am referring to, Narutotards argue that the trio can beat post crisis superman by ignoring the feats that destroy the Narutoverse in comparison(the thread: https://comicvine.gamespot.com/forums/battles-7/superman-vs-naruto-team-2031022/).(On a side note we have people like @abdulboriy who believe that that the verse is lowballed and that Thor can't keep up with their speed:

@abdulboriy said:

It's not wanked but lowballed. Thor can't keep up with Naruto high tiers in speed and unlike Superman and other DC speedsters, Naruto characters have one shot weapons like Madara would just blitz Thor and rip his soul out or turn him to ash using the truth seeking orbs and even Itachi could beat Thor by sealing him in the Totsuka blade. If Thor had comparable speed it would be a different story but he doesn't. Thor is likely slower than Genin Naruto and he wasn't even able to land a hit on Kakashi while he was reading a book and a much faster Kakashi would get blitzed by Madara.

Thor blitzes the silver surfer

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The silver surfer goes faster than a nanosecond

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Here we see Superman move a solar system. This is above anything that Naruto, Sasuke, Or Gai have ever done. You can argue that "They would blitz him", but there's still the fact that he has flown around the world and has stopped a bullet by flying miles away in seconds.

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Let's not forget that the Narutoverse fastest speed feat is reaction time so he's already beat them in that.

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You may say that the speed feat I showed for Superman is debunkable but he will hear them about to attack him miles away and do what he did in the situation I showed.

Now its time for the part of the blog where I give you there cringe points(I'll make another blog tomorrow about character and verse wank Cuz I got school):

@streak619 said:

trio

@cramem said:

Team hax him.

@braindrain said:

Team utterly obliterates. Guy with unlimited 8th is practically a lower end flash but he'd stomp Jay easily. Sasuke already Solos medium difficulty and Nardo is Nardo.

Y'know what screw it......Guy statues Superman with EE formation. Advocate played, come @ me.

@deactivated-5f2414030c5e3 said:

Team stomps... Any can potentially solos... (ok i will post about New 52 but it's just Superman at half power, his abilities didn't change) His powers or hax didn't change but they're not as powerful as in post crisis so that argument is invalid -killerboi

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@cramem said:

Naruto uses the sexy jutsu and turns into Lois Lame and then proceed in having sex with superman. After the act, naruto will turn into his normal form and shout "Haha!!! Pranked!!!!". Superman will go to jail for having sex with an underaged boy and naruto will have kryptonian D.N.A inside of him.

WTF is wrong with you trolling as bitch. Go see a therapist-killerboi

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@iusemycajonas said:

@theanimal666: lmfao what ? that scan of naruto is so random, i thought you were about to make a coherent genjutsu argument but you went full narutard

  • Firstly, I'm not a naruto fan, the characters aren't appealing to me.
  • Secondly, that's nice to see that the only way you have to debate is to insult other peoples. That tells more about you than about them.

@emperorthanos-@majinblackheart

I flagged this young man for insults. I think that he needs a refresher about the debating etiquette.

  • Tertio, the argument is simply that Superman failed to counter a few clones, only 9 of them were enough to disburb him and make him lose.

Naruto can do a LOT more clones and beat Superman in an easier fashion than the Hive Queen, which you failed to counter on your own. Until I see Superman countering that kind of abilities, which is Naruto's signature move. Supes loses badly.

@deactivated-5f2414030c5e3 said:

@iusemycajonas: The Hive Queen isn't a mage, she is a psionic user.

Superman will try to use X-rays against the clones, which makes no differences at all. They are all similar to Naruto so the case will be similar here.

He lost to nine psionic clones, rofl.

He will not be able to distinguish between them.

Just a few of these retarded points

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The Narutoverse wank needs to stop.

Since I first entered the world of battle boarding and power scaling I've found out about

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Now even my friends such as @eredin12 wank the verse endlessly. On this thread(the thread where we met and debated until I was tired of the Narutardation. Look at this thread and tell me it doesn't reek of Narutards(the thread: https://comicvine.gamespot.com/forums/battles-7/thor-vs-naruto-sasuke-1654937/?page=1). I need to finish up my school work now, so here's the end of my rant. I'll make a part 2 later on. Read this and try not cringe:

@loki_d said:
@saint_sophie said:

@loki_d: Godblast or a punch should do. Lights out Naruto.

Sasuke's Indra Arrow takes out Asgard, he absorbed the bijuu who can destroy all creation this is above any attack thor has (exlcuding Rune King).

@mysticmedivh said:
@loki_d said:

Sasuke can hold his own and win

Why do you insist on trolling in every single Naruto thread?

Not trolling. Sasuke can destroy an average Thor in a fight using 50% of his power

@night4345 said:

Any reason he doesn't get genjutsu'd or sealed

@muvdcu said:

With a single look from sasuke and thor loses. He could win if he closed his eyes and repeatedly blasted the entire field but it's a random encounter so he doesn't know that.

@eredin12 said:

@elenwood:

ht up one shot with lightning

This is Naruto dodging light at close range

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So why would lightning even tag him in first place? And he will not wait, he is staute, they can statue him, they can move and do milion attacks before his brain process thought, so they have all time they need to use their hax

@eredin12 said:

@byondeon: Thor first needs to tag them to one-shot them which is not happening

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and please show how can Thor resist sealing, erasing/ atomizing, pricing, those are just some of their hax

@eredin12 said:

@byondeon:

: Is that feat supposed to be impressive?

Well dodging light from this distnace is supposed to be impressive indeed in my book, especially when your opponent is somone called " Thor Slowdinson" because he lacks super speed, those shows that they are millions of times faster than Thor

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strong as these hax

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