Kamikage

My money is on Constantine.

Why do I always make the battles no one want to discuss?

Random encounter, but the contestants know of one another. Fight is for a knockout or to the death. Whichever comes first. Who will win and why?

Sometimes I get besides myself, but I LOVE N!GGA'S!!!

Tez all the way.

Tick, because he's zanier, and zaninest wins!

Team two, easy.

I suppose if Minato marked Itachi with a seal, he could easily get into his defenses and cause some lethal damage. The Susannoo [sic] is not impregnable afterall.

I say Thanos. While the Flash is definitely the runner up, he'd only be a threat to the world and most likely a superhero would eventually stop him. Thanos on the other hand would be a threat to the Universe, an the only thing that could stop him is his own subconcious desire to be defeated, and that's if it's there this time.

Surfer.