justin_lockley

Call it "I Can't Believe It's Not Magic!™"

@lichter: (no fair, I'm on mobile!)

You. Are under arrest. (In the voice of the least cool version ever of the coolest black guy ever)

Can I see your license and registration, please? You were going ten blogs an hour in a three blogs an hour zone.

This is awesome. Hey, this could be a canon excuse to start a Deadpool Corps.

@_drake: aaand now I'm in the oldies section of youtube.

@_drake: Don't hurt me no more!

"What is love?" XD I died. I'm dead.