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#1 Posted by JoshTaku (330 posts) - - Show Bio

@artoreus: It took the imperium so long to react to the tyranids because their telepathic messages for distress calls were getting blocked by the hive fleet. If not for that, the imperium would have responded as soon as they got word.

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#2 Posted by JoshTaku (330 posts) - - Show Bio

@artoreus: Then they spread to a planet at best and fail to completely take over it depending on the inhabitants. They gain the knowledge of the taskforce and maybe some of the abilities but that's pretty much it. A flood infection limited to such a small size would not get the chance to spread given how notoriously detailed the imperium is when it comes to containing infections. Exterminatus is almost always the answer.

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#3 Posted by JoshTaku (330 posts) - - Show Bio

@msorowitch: able to easily dodge machine gun bullets and even cut tank rounds in half mid flight. He was able to also escape from a falling train by casually hopping on too of falling debris till he reached safety.

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#4 Posted by JoshTaku (330 posts) - - Show Bio

@wrathofthebrad: Yeah I figured... Should not have given in to the salt. Sorry mods

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#5 Posted by JoshTaku (330 posts) - - Show Bio

@wrathofthebrad: Sorry, I dont actually think hisoka beats any of the guards. I just had an argument with someone who had the same thought process that I presented in the title. Was wondering if there's anyone who would actually agree to that kind of reasoning.

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#6 Posted by JoshTaku (330 posts) - - Show Bio

I have a feeling an ant sized superman is still going to ragdoll me.

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#7 Posted by JoshTaku (330 posts) - - Show Bio

It is a very tough choice to make.... Both are outstanding actors and are almost always entertaing to see and watch. But I give a slight edge to ian simply because he is gandalf and I adore gandalf.

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#8 Edited by JoshTaku (330 posts) - - Show Bio

@wrathofthebrad: No see hisoka didn't seem impressed at all by killua's speed so that makes him faster than the royal guard. He also had no trouble desling witb hunters who are above morel. So by scaling, the royal guards, who had trouble fighting morel, are below hisoka who had no trouble fightinf the hunters who outrank morel. GG hisoka for the win......

But serious question, do you see any logic in what I just said? It's illogical right? Only a very deluded person would actually think that way.

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#9 Edited by JoshTaku (330 posts) - - Show Bio

So who wins in a 1v1 against hisoka and each of the guards? This is a full on battle. No holds barred.

I personally think hisoka wins this easily. The royal guard really struggled against morel and his apprentice and nearly even lost. While hisoka had no problem at all defeating combat specialist hunters way above morel.

Killua also blitzed youpi while hisoka didn't remark about killua's speed at all. He was overlooking killua from this really high cliff and saw killua run with godspeed across this vast forest and yet he didn't say a single darn thing about it. That must meab hisoka is faster than killua.

So by comparison: royal guards are = morel who is < the hunters sent to take out ilumi needlemen who are < hisoka. Hisoka above the royal guard in every way. (sarcasm)

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#10 Posted by JoshTaku (330 posts) - - Show Bio

@Knowledge_King: Based on the fact that he did not remark? And you're not even going to try and consider prep time? And youre saying feats are less than vague comparison??

Wow.

Just wow.

You are by far the worst debator I have ever had the displeasure of encountering.

I'm not even going to entertain your responses anymore. Literally no one here would agree with what you just said.

OP: Pouf and any of the royal guard murder stomp hisoka and all his ancestors along with any future children and grand children he may have. His 3rd cousin twice removed would feel the quake of the punches the royal guard would deliver to hisoka's face. The creator of the universe itself will feel a slight sting ad he watches hisoka get demolished.