I would like to have the rapture because I have a very well and long drawn out plan for it. First I will open the gates of heaven and hell. Doing this will make the soldiers of heaven and hell battle each other, while they are fighting I will flim the battle and make a movie off of it. The battle will be so amazing that everyone would go see it. Then I would make a lot of money off it, probably trillions maybe even more. Anyway I will buy out a small country and make it a very great and powerful nation. I will then start conquering other countries and eventually conquer the world. Don't get me wrong this isn't for my gain or any evil ideas. I'll conquer the world to improve it. Like in the Bad Religion song I Want To Conquer the world I will give all the idiots a brand new religion, put an end to poverty, uncleanliness and toil, promote equality in all my decisions, expose the culprits and feed them to the children, do away with air pollution and then I'll save the whales. We'll have peace on earth and global communion!
I WANT TO CONQUER THE WORLD!
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