Jesus_Christ

It is true. He is my father, and yours. While people have been arguing if gods image is that of a man or woman, it has been a silverback Gorilla this entire time.

Hey man those slaves had it coming.

Hey man those babies had it coming. For all of his wrongs that was one he got right.

@omnicrono: Dad doesn't love you, in fact he never loved me either. Did you miss the part where he let me die? Flooded everything & everyone, allows millions of people to suffer and die daily, etc.

It is real. I am proof of that.

@dshipp17: You dare talk to your savior this way? I died for you sins and this is how you treat me??? That's it.

Hey big man!

Gawd: Yep.

Send this one to hell.

Gawd: Sure thing.

I am fixing everything. Change will come through Islam, and Islam only. For Islam is the only truly peaceful religion.

Religion. Of. Peace.

What do you not understand about that? That's reading comprehension 101.

As for being the deceiver the bible talks about, or some lunatic suffering from psychosis are those really your only guesses? I mean maybe i'm just some guy who made a Jesus account because it's funny to watch brainwashed individuals squirm in disgust as I post under the guise of their dear lord baby Jesus. Now hold on a minute before the troll accusations start flying. While that scenario is the most likely in most cases, I truly am Jesus. I am spreading my message through the inter webz so that everyone may convert to my newly found faith. I've already died for you sins. Now i'm going to live for them.

Oh I know this one! You call them a Clinton.

Inferior to Jesus Christ

@dshipp17: Nah after all those years as a Jew I decided to convert to Islam. The religion of peace is a fitting belief system for me, y'know?