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The Team

First, let's start off with a few introductions, and a quick brief of the powers and personalities of my team.

Captain America (Ultimate Universe)

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  • A natural leader, Steve Rogers has lead the Ultimates (read: Avengers) many times in combat, as well as other groups both in WWII and modern times, and is quick at developing camaraderie amongst team-mates. He is no-nonsense and mission-oriented, willing to work with even villains for the greater good.
  • Super-Soldier Serum: this was a treatment of chemicals and steroids given to the young, weak Steven Rogers during the war, enhancing his abilities to superhuman levels. He now has super strength to the degree of being able to bench around 5 tonnes/leap 12 metres into the air without a run-up, super speedto the point of being able to run up to 75 mph, agility and reflexes that are far superior to those even of an Olympic-level gymnast which allow him to dodge automatic gunfire and have perfect coordination, stamina and durability to the point where he can exert himself for hours on end without stopping and take a hit from a car moving at 80 mph with only a sore body to show for it, regeneration to the point where bullet wounds and knife wounds are gone in under an hour and even broken necks are gone after a mere day, and increased cognitive capacity to the point where he can learn, absorb and adapt much, much faster than even the best human genius - he has perfect recall, high deductive and reasoning skill, and can instantly absorb and understand incoming info. He can formulate perfect plans in "less than a second", with Nick Fury remarking his ability to overcome even computers in adaption and info processing.
  • Steve is also a master of marine martial arts, jiu-jitsu, judo, boxing and muay thai. He is an expert sharpshooter, a very good shot with projectile weaponry, and is proficient with swords, bludgeons, and whatever comes to hand at the time.
  • Steve is also well-versed in all Armed force disciplines, including (deep breath) intelligence gathering, escape arts, assassination, demolition, survival tactics, hunting, swimming, mountaineering, march or drill skills, map making, map reading, decoding cipher and other secret code messages, reading and making wood craft signs and other secret code languages, disguising, interrogation, computers, explosives, communication systems, vehicles and electronic appliances used in armed forces.

Some feats:

  1. Curls 1000 lb dumbbells like it's nothing
  2. Stops Spider-Man dead in his tracks
  3. Catches a 5 tonne tree easily
  4. Winds an Asgardian-level character
  1. Easily dodges bullets fired from a computer-targeting AK-47
  2. Dodges automatic gunfire from underneath and around him, barely a metre away
  3. Bullet dodging from all around him
  4. Captain reacts and deflects one of the Silver Surfer's attacks, after he fired it

Some basic strength and speed feats for you to get a general gist of his power. More to come...

Herr Kleiser

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  • Herr Kleiser was once an average Nazi, until he was devoured and absorbed by a member of the shapeshifting race of Chitauri. He, like all Chitauri, is very calm and controlled, rarely giving in to strong emotions. He is also not inherently evil, and can work with hero and villain alike.
  • Like all Chitauri, Kleiser possesses powers of mimicking and shapeshifting, being able to assume both the appearance and social behaviour of any living creature that he might encounter. Kleiser also possesses powers that are vastly superhuman; essentially, look at Cap up there - Kleiser is superior to him in every way. He is stronger, faster, far more durable, and has a far superior regeneration factor. When they fought, he only lost to Steve due to poorer tactical skill - when they fought again, in modern times, Kleiser decisively beat Cap. It took the Hulk to finally bring him down. Kleiser also can detect invisible people with ease.
  • Kleiser is also highly skilled in hand-to-hand combat, tactics, and leadership.

Some feats:

  1. Humiliating Cap (part of a larger battle)
  2. Surviving having his head ripped apart, tosses and invisible Fury away easily
  3. Survives a huge explosion

Jack the Ripper

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  • Jack the Ripper from the Imageverse is the Jack the Ripper of legend, an old, experienced killer and formidable opponent in combat.
  • Like many other users of the Hercules Method, an ancient technique invented by the first killer (Cain) that bestows superhuman abilities upon the user, Jack has super strength in the region of ten to twenty tonnes, insane regeneration and durability that allows him to regenerate grievous bodily wounds without slowing down and tank the blows of a ten tonner, speed that borders on the sonic, and stamina, agility and reflexes that are far superior to any human (or, indeed, your average metahuman). Here is a respect thread I made for the guy (Luther Strode) whom he fights in some of the scans I'll show. See Luther taking down buildings with punches and being practically unkillable? Yeah? Well, this motherlover over here is even better.
  • Jack's weapons of choice are knives, which are, going by feats, ridiculously durable and extremely sharp, and he wields them with extreme precision.
  • Jack, personality-wise, is a calm and good-natured individual, almost philanthro- BWAHAHAHAH. Joking. Guy's a sociopath who slaughters entire shopping centres full of people for kicks. However, he can be controlled, and for as long as he gets to kill someone, he'll do what you say.

Some feats:

  1. The only way to restrain this guy (and he's been alive for over a century) is in a special, magical box and chains
  2. Here's Jack, moving like a blur to a guy who easily dodges automatic gunfire while sprinting at it (Luther)
  3. Jack humiliates Luther, outpacing, outmuscling and slicing him up while making comments
  4. Same as last, displays superhuman speed and strength
  5. At this point, he's basically sonic speed, running around luther dozens of time in a second, easily blocking his blows
  6. Durability feat: gets smashed into the ground so hard a shockwave appears, he tanks this easily
  7. His combat speed is so fast it looks like his hands are in a dozen places at once
  8. Casually dodges oncoming auto gunfire and deflects a bullet with a knife
  9. Ritually kills almost every person in a shopping centre. In fact, he doesn't kill them, but leaves each one barely alive, showing skill
  10. Moves so fast he literally appears to be a shadow
  11. Same as last one, he's barely visible
  12. Again, toys with Luther in combat, slicing him up and outpacing him
  13. It finally takes having his legs cut off, stabbed, gutted and restrained, and then decapitated with a chainsaw to actually put this guy down. And Luther couldn't do it himself.

Mr. Fantastic

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  • A genius from an early age, Reed was a prodigy in physics, mathematics, and mechanics, as well as other aspects of science. Thanks to the cosmic rays which gave him his powers, Reed's intellect is now literally superhuman.
  • He has the power of plasticity, the ability to convert the mass of his entire body into a highly malleable state at will. Mister Fantastic can alter his form in a matter of seconds, often much less (depending on the complexity of the shape), and revert to his normal humanoid shape within a similar time. Mister Fantastic's transformation to a malleable state is reflexive and nearly instantaneous: if he was at his normal form and taken unaware by machine gun fire, his body would still absorb the bullets' impact through radical deformation. He can tank a 12 lb of TNT explosion with relative ease, and once shielded many superheroes from a 150 billion tonne mountain falling on them for a few seconds before Hulk caught it. It is almost impossible to penetrate Reed's skin.
  • Reed can extend any body part up to around 1500 feet, at which point it starts becoming painful.
  • Reed possesses a mastery of electrical, mechanical and aerospace engineering, electronics, chemistry, all levels of physics, and human and alien biology. A theoretician and machine smith, he has made breakthroughs in such fields as space travel, time travel, extra-dimensional travel, biochemistry, robotics, computers, synthetic polymers, communications, mutations, transportation, holography, energy generation, spectral analysis and more.
  • Reed is affable and studious, preferring to study and prepare rather than rush into combat. However, he is no stranger to it, and is willing to do what is needed for the greater good.

Some feats:

  1. Stretches extremely far, over a kilometre away
  2. Absorbs and reflects bullets
  3. Stretches up to skyscraper height
  4. Walks through a wall
  5. Takes down a flying dragon beast with a choke and slam
  6. Hurls a missile at extreme speeds across the land
  7. Restrains the Hulk for a while
  8. Invents a shrinking gas in hours

Gambit

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  • Remy LeBeau, an experienced mutant with a troubled, criminal past, Gambit is a powerful opponent.
  • Gambit has the power of molecular acceleration, where he can charge any non-organic object with kinetic energy, using its potential energy. He can charge an object the size of a small house in seconds, and smaller items like cards or knives instantly. The explosive power of the charged item is proportional to its mass - a card explodes like a hand grenade would, for example. He also has enhanced agility due to his charging of the cells within his body. He also possesses various telepathic abilities, like a hypnotic charm, which allows him to convince anyone without hier-tier telepathic protection to do whatever he wants. He can also charge the particles around his head to protect him from telepaths.
  • Gambit is also quite intelligent, knowing how to speak English, Cajun French and some Japanese. He is also a highly trained fighter, with Nick Fury remarking that Remy is "one of the best hand-to-hand combatants that [he's] ever seen". He is also a marksman when it comes to projectile weapons.

Some feats:

  1. Catches Spider-Man off guard
  2. Takes out Mr. Sinister (a very powerful mutant) with a few cards
  3. Easily maneuvers through a laser grid
  4. Does acrobatic maneuvers off moving vehicles, showing agility and precision
  5. Casually selects cards while backflipping and making acrobatic moves
  6. Uses three cards to wind a woman, knock a bomb out of her hand, and disarm it in one go

The Thing (1982)

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  • God knows what this is, or where it came from. Just don't get in its way.
  • This is basically a moving mass of organic matter, capable of assimilating other organics - be it dogs, humans, food, etc. - and add it to its mass. It can also shapeshift into pretty much anything it wants to be - a huge mouth, a human... pretty much anything. It can also mimic any behaviour perfectly. Oh, and it's almost impossible to kill. Satisfied?

Some feats:

Kinda hard to do, seeing as how this is from a movie, and I might not be able to get clips. Anyhoo, we'll see how things go, if I feel a feat is appropriate, I'll mention it. Basics: it can essentially only be killed by starvation.

The Strategy

Without further ado...

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Everyone makes a move at the same time, just for you to know. Also, Mr. Fantastic and Gambit are the ruthless picks.

  1. In the one hour of prep, Gambit charges up the bullets in Cap's rifle. They each now pack the punch slightly higher than a normal hand-grenade.
  2. The seconds the battle begins, Jack uses his near-sonic speed to rush to your team (black line) and catch them off-guard. Using the Muramasa blades, he starts slaughtering indiscriminately, while also throwing down the huge glue trap to slow them down.
  3. Cap (the blue line) sprints over (but keeps his distance) and, while your team is occupied with Jack, starts sniping. Thanks to grenade bullets, he does even more damage.
  4. Kleiser and the Thing guard the exit out of that gulley, if any of your team try and get past they get attacked/assimilated.
  5. Meanwhile, Mr. Fantastic uses his powers to easily life both Gambit and the crate, and very rapidly (note the above stretch scan) closes distance to the portal. He drops Gambit at the purple circle, who charges and destroys it to block any of your team trespassing.
  6. Mr. Fantastic safely delivers the package.

How do you defeat my strategy, @dextersinister?

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@cable_extreme: No problem, nice for someone to side with Slade over here

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Alright, let's roll. Give me a mo to post.

Also, by "no weapons", does that mean my Muramasa blades, etc. are not allowed? @lukehero

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@cable_extreme said:

@i_like_swords: comic deathstroke is much faster than movie Loki, we can go feat by feat if you wish, Slade has dodged energy blast, not just bullets.

(Edit, well, I take that back, if this is new 52 DS)

In any case, reflecting three bullets back at gunmen > Dodging energy blasts

This is both versions, by the way.

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Slade decapitates him.

Interesting, why?

@iheartzombies92 said:

@cable_extreme

Care to contribute in Slade's favour?

@lone_wolf_and_cub said:

Loki stomps

I think Slade has a chance with armor. I've also given him explosives now.

Loki has tanked explosions before, such as Hawkeyes arrow exploding in his face. An RPG wouldn't do it.

True, but you have to keep in mind, Slade has faced bigger threats before.

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@cable_extreme

Care to contribute in Slade's favour?

Loki stomps

I think Slade has a chance with armor. I've also given him explosives now.

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Loki

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Deathstroke

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Conditions

  • No prep for either
  • Start in abandoned street
  • No knowledge
  • Standard gear
  • All feats apply for both
  • Deathstroke has Promethium sword and an RPG
  • Morals off

Who wins?

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R1: Stomps
R2: Wins
R3: Wins in a hard fight
R4: Hmm, maybe Leonidas, could go either way
R5: Wins
R6: Either way
R7: Aragorn
R8: Altair
R9: Either way

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