Vampires and Werewolves... in a zombie apocalypse

I was reading a Vertigo preview of a new series coming out by Dan Abnett called "the New Deadwardians". Essentially, its about vampires during a zombie apocalypse (there's more to it than that, but I'll let you go discover it for yourself). It got me thinking about the important things in life: specifically, who would have the advantage in a zombie apocalypse between vampires and werewolves?

The cop-out answer is: it depends. There have been so many different versions of the mythology that governs vampires and werewolves that its hard to pick a clear winner. It depends on their weaknesses, strengths and the other rules of their species. Hobbling together rules from a bunch of different sources (Buffy, Walking Dead, etc.), this is what the breakdown looks like:

Vampires

Advantages

  • Will not be attacked and can't be turned into a zombie
  • Long life
  • Super-strength?
  • Do not require sleep

Disadvantages

  • Only sustained by living (non-zombie) flesh
  • Powers weakened by feeding on smaller animals
  • Cannot move freely in daylight
  • Killed by sunlight, wooden stakes, decapitation
  • Injured by churches, crosses, holy things
  • Can't enter human living quarters without permission

Werewolves

Advantages

  • Longer life?
  • (As werewolf) Super-strength
  • (As werewolf) Thick hide provides added protection
  • Will be attacked, but can't be turned into zombie in werewolf form (assumption: no zombie animals)
  • Can eat living or non-living flesh (does that include zombies?)
  • (As humans) Can move freely in daylight

Disadvantages

  • Will be attacked and can be turned into a zombie in human form
  • Need to sleep like regular human
  • Killed by silver bullet, decapitation or removal of heart
  • Only a werewolf 3 nights a month?

Humans

Advantages

  • Can eat pretty much whatever they want
  • Can move freely in daylight and churches

Disadvantages

  • Can be turned into a zombie, vampire or werewolf
  • Limited lifespan
  • Require sleep
  • Easily injured
  • Relatively weak compared to vampires and werewolves
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