Heh

My wife pointed out that Heh is pronounced exactly how it sounds and is not 'hee' like I had heard it in my head. Somehow ruined all my motivation.

Lemme find out WS is more worthy for the shield then Falcon. Gggggtho.

Wayne Heh is excited, albeit anxious, as today marks his first attempt at employment in the public after spending the last ten years freelancing as a private coach abroad and led many young champions to successful careers in the European Football league, Classic Futbol, and recently returning from a trip to Japan where he coached the Katsumoto Suns to victory in the national series.

Slender. As bright as his red hair-- although possibly as dull as his horned-rimmed glasses were pointed. But Mr.Heh, despite his unassuming form, had ambition. In this world that can be all the fuel a man needs to propel himself to greatness, at least that's what he was told as a boy. As a man he learned that greatness needs help. No one can go it alone. Mr.Heh's unique ability was recognizing greatness in the making and, like a blacksmith with tempered steel, knowing exactly where to strike to sharpen the youth of today into the athletic icons of tomorrow.

The Diamond Company had become something of a fairy tale for athletes and trainers alike in the global arena. State-of-the-art equipment, next level fields designed for optimal play, and some of the brightest minds in the sporting world joined under an umbrella of cohesive team spirit and comradery, as well as a healthy sense of competition. Gripping his thin briefcase in his lap, Foot beating the linoleum floor in anxious rapture, the would-be staff coach for Diamond Company looks at the clock on the wall as the digital number flits over:

2:58 PM.

His meeting is at 3 Oclock with the hiring manager, who he hoped would be @ziccarra_liafador

I almost feel wrong using Joaquin Phoenix knowing he's an incel icon but its gonna be a great villain flick.

I don't suppose anybody can give ya boy a sitrep on the current events/ state of things, big picture wise.

That legitimate. The play through time is dumb long.I love it.

Ooooh these snakes at Giphy making clickbait gifs now?

Heh sits on the jetti, oblong red sneakers grazing the midnight moon reflected in the lake water. "Dee dah lee dee dah doo dah day..." He strums his white gloved fingers against the ever softening wood planks. "I once was a man of clay, until a wizard went came my way." He kicks harder at the water, "Said 'boyo I can grant you life, so long as you promise me your first born for a wife.' "

Bubbles rise from the lake. A head, scales and hardened, rises from the murky ether.

"I said sir what if she's a he, he said that don't bother me." Heh smiles and cocks his neck with vigor glaring up at the pale moon light.

The invading predator slithers through the water with slow deliberate movements that barely disturb the waters.

"I said but sir what if he takes after me, he said well then you can keep that ugly baaaaaybeeeee."

The alligator lunges with the ferocity of it's prehistoric ancestors at the clown.

Jaws snap at his head but in vain. The predator writhes in agony feeling an unfamiliar sensation in the pit of it's barreled chest. Fear.

large, putrid yellow nails dig into it's encased eyes and hold it still as its tail flails wildly in the water disrupting the tranquility.

"Dinner time. Heh."