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#1 Posted by Hedatary (3820 posts) - - Show Bio

So with the elections now over I figure we can use a little humor in our politics... oh right we had Palin never mind.

Anyway I still found this amusing, it was emailed to me. Not sure if this should be politics or real life, does deal with political figures but it's really just humor. If a mod wants to move it feel free.


WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?



BARACK OBAMA: The chicken crossed the road because it was time for a change! The chicken wanted change!

JOHN MC CAIN: My friends, that chicken crossed the road because he recognized the need to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the other side of the road.

HILLARY CLINTON: When I was First Lady, I personally helped that little chicken to cross the road. This experience makes me uniquely qualified to ensure right from Day One! that every chicken in this country gets the chance it deserves to cross the road. But then, this really isn't about me.

GEORGE W. BUSH: We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not. The chicken is either against us, or for us. There is no middle ground here.

DICK CHENEY: Where's my gun?

COLIN POWELL: Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road.

BILL CLINTON: I did not cross the road with that chicken. What is your definition of chicken?

AL GORE: I invented the chicken.

JOHN KERRY: Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now against it! It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the chicken's intentions. I am not for it now, and will remain against it.

AL SHARPTON; Why are all the chickens white? We need some black chickens.

DR. PHIL: The problem we have here is that this chicken won't realize that he must first deal with the problem on this side of the road before it goes after the problem on the other side of the road. What we need to do is help him realize how stupid he's acting by not taking on his current problems before adding new problems.

OPRAH: Well, I understand that the chicken is having problems, which is why he wants to cross this road so bad. So instead of having the chicken learn from his mistakes and take falls, which is a part of life, I'm going to give this chicken a car so that he can just drive across the road and not live his life like the rest of the chickens.

ANDERSON COOPER, CNN: We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road.

NANCY GRACE: That chicken crossed the road because he's guilty! You can see it in his eyes and the way he walks.

PAT BUCHANAN: To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American.

MARTHA STEWART: No one called me to warn me which way that chicken was going. I had a standing order at the Farmer's Market to sell my eggs when the price dropped to a certain level. No little bird gave me any insider Information.

DR SEUSS: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told.

ERNEST HEMINGWAY: To die in the rain, alone.

JERRY FALWELL: Because the chicken was gay! Can't you people see the plain truth? That's why they call it the other side. Yes, my friends, that chicken is gay And if you eat that chicken, you will become gay, too. I say we boycott all chickens until we sort out this abomination that the liberal media whitewashes with seemingly harmless phrases like the other side.That chicken should not be crossing the road. It's as plain and as simple as that.

GRANDPA: In my day we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough.

BARBARA WALTERS: Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heart warming story of how it experienced a serious case of molting, and went on to accomplish its lifelong dream of crossing the road.

ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.

JOHN LENNON: Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together, in peace.

BILL GATES: I have just released eChicken 2008, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook. Internet Explorer is an integral part of eChicken 2008. This new platform is much more stable and will never crash or need to be rebooted.

ALBERT EINSTEIN: Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken?

COLONEL SANDERS: Did I miss one?

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#2 Posted by Hedatary (3820 posts) - - Show Bio

shuddap vance

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#3 Posted by Hedatary (3820 posts) - - Show Bio

You assume much. Anywayz....

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#4 Edited by Hedatary (3820 posts) - - Show Bio
The Rookie said:
"Lol right after you posted your comment you quoted it after everyone kept talking about the scan you wanted some laughs and you didnt get them :("
I quoted it because i thought no one would notice it because of the scans. Why are you making such a big deal out of such trivial matters?
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#5 Posted by Hedatary (3820 posts) - - Show Bio

that was a joke??

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#6 Posted by Hedatary (3820 posts) - - Show Bio

How can you people say Goku has a weak mind?? So far, he can sense people from across the universe and across other dimension with very little concentration. What does that prove? 
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#7 Posted by Hedatary (3820 posts) - - Show Bio
Hedatary said:
"All this scan proved was that Void is gay "

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#8 Posted by Hedatary (3820 posts) - - Show Bio

All this scan proved was that Void is gay 

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#9 Edited by Hedatary (3820 posts) - - Show Bio

I know. I'm just blabbering. I had nothing else to say. lol

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#10 Edited by Hedatary (3820 posts) - - Show Bio

Then there we go. Lasso is more "unbreakable" then the Axe. But the thing is, Lasso can pull a planet while the Axe, whatever the material is made of could break a planet without leaving any dents or damages behind on the axe it self. Anything unbreakable within comics, is breakable.