While I do hate to bump my man Thor down to not showing on the screen, I couldn't resist this:

What Kind of Warrior Are You?

Your Quiz Result:

Pirate

You are a pirate. You pillage, you plunder, you rifle, and you loot. You are callous when it comes to battle, a true scallywag. You are not afraid to stab your friends in the back to get what you want, and you will never have enough to be satisfied. Strengths: You have an eye patch, a parrot, a sword and an old pistol, but they are not your main features. No, you get to do things like pilfer, filch, maraud, and embezzle, which really all mean the same thing: to steal. You own almost nothing you have in you possession, but who cares… you’re a pirate! Weaknesses: You’re blind in one eye, you’re not the best swordsman, and your pistol only has one shot. You might not make it too far in a huge battle, but that doesn’t matter to you much because you’re to drunk to care anyway.