gunswordfist

Because it's funny.

"Excellent topic.Like others have mentioned, a hero is only as great as the threat he/she faces.  I think it's important to make the threat to the hero believable and palpable.  You need to feel like the hero is in danger to be drawn into the story.A good villain explores the nature of the hero.  So I think first you need to examine the hero in question.  What are the hero's weaknesses, and then how do you exploit them?Like, one question people ask is "Is Batman as Crazy as the People he Fights?"  A good villain exploits that and holds up a mirror to Batman, making batman question his mission and if he's crossed the line to crazy too (Joker).  batman is also just a man, so a good villain pushes him to the limits of human endurance (scarecrow).it's not necessary that a villain have powers exactly opposite to the hero.  Lex and Superman have a great dynamic, but so do Superman and Zod.As for stupid throw away villains, I think they're needed too.  If a hero never gets a clean victory, you start to question his ability to succeed as a hero.  And besides, Condiment King is hilarious."

"snake has bigger muscles...therfor he wins...trust me one will run out of ammo and both prefer fighting "

"gunswordfist said:

"erik said:

" MrMiracle77 said:

""A perfect universe doesn't need a Superman." - Kal El, Infinite Crisis #6"

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No, he has a point. He means that a world that doesn't need heroes or saving is perfect meaning that the world really does need Superman."

Like Earth-51 back in the day?

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• Spider-man gets respect
• Superman get a kid with Lois
  

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"Guyver wins, no problem. Sho goes Gigantic and blows the f**k out of Spidey. If that doesn't work, Sho goes Gigant Exceed and steps on him. "

"Afro, he cut a damn rpg shell in half "

" @Theracles said:

" There is no way Ozai can win. "

He could easily play on Iroh's weakness for family to distract him, and take him out with a cheap shot. Not a fun battle scenario, but Ozai can definitely win. "

"bumi is way experienced and psycho.toph is blind and not that experienced "

"People are underestimating Bumi in this thread, both physically, and mentally. Toph is blind. Bumi knows this, and can use it against her, as I already mentioned. I don't see Toph walking away with a win unless Bumi lets her go, or they happen to be surrounded by metal instead of rock. Toph can see using her earthbending, but if Bumi isn't touching earth, that doesn't mean anything, and Toph is just plain blind. Say Bumi jumps up and lands behind Toph. She turns around to face him, and he hits her from behind with a boulder. Toph is now unconscious. Bumi is also ripped, and I doubt very much that Toph is going to have greater endurance than a master who is 100 years older than her, and is in that kind of shape. If anything, a lengthy fight favors Bumi, because he is unpredictable, and Toph is impatient. She is likely to run headlong into a trap that Bumi sets up. "

Agreed. And Bumi does have a great high jump.

"@gunswordfist said:

"I don't know who Russo or Aureilio is but I got:
(This is my predictions from the same site I copy/pasted this thread from)
 

Main Card

Randy Couture Vs Antonio Rodrigo Nogueira
Winner: Couture
Method: Decision

Round: after round 3

Keith Jardine Vs Thiago Silva
Winner: Jardine
Method: TKO
Round: 1

Nate Marquardt Vs Demian Maia
Winner: Maia
Method: Submission
Round: 2

Brandon Vera Vs Kryzsztof Soszynski
Winner: KS
Method: TKO
Round: 2

Christopher Leben Vs Jake Rosholt
Winner: Leben
Method: KO
Round: 2

Preliminary Bouts:

Ed Herman Vs Aaron Simpson
Winner: Herman
Method: Decision

Round: 3

Gabriel Gonzaga Vs Chris Tuchscherer
Winner: Chris T.
Method: Decision
Round: 3

Justin McCully Vs Mike Russow
Winner:
Method:
Round:

Todd Duffee Vs Tim Hague
Winner:
Method:
Round:

Nick Catone Vs Mark Munoz
Winner:
Method:
Round:

Evan Dunham Vs Marcus Aurelio
Winner:
Method:
Round:

Knockout of the Night: Damn....picking between Jardine and Leben will be hard.....Jardine.
Submission of the Night: Maia
Fight of the Night:Jardine Vs. Silva

Lock of the Night:Jardine

Points Wagered (0-5): 5

Any Last Words?:I hope Thiago Silva's home is wheel chair accessible....

 

Oh and I might fill in some blanks if I learn the unknown fighters in time.  "

Bruh, you f**ked up big time. "