When in a battle do you automatically think about killing your opponent regardless of you been a hero?
I mean, in my case --as you know-- I am sexy. I mean, I am an assassin so obviously the first thing that comes to mind when facing a opponent is:
"Which of my ten hundred thousand techniques will I use against this dude? Should I snap his neck, Chop off his head or just blow his brains out?"
Also each and every single one of my attacks is a death strike XD
But if he manage to survive till the end (with the help of whoever that person prays to) and he just falls to the ground after a attack and just stays there I am willing to let that person go. I'd be like: "This time I'll let you go but the next time we meet I wont be so noble." Or "You're lucky FUTURAMA is on or I would of chop your heads off...Both of them." And bounce letting him live with the shame of defeat.
I've done it before :D I let Closure escape :D
O_O What?
OK-OK i TRIED TO FRY HIM WITH MY LASER CANNON WHILE HE WAS RUNNING AWAY! HAPPY?! >_>
But still, the thing is that he made it lol The b@$tard escaped XD
Also I let Cly live and even help him once in the Storm afterward :D (Gabe, G'bandit 2)
So, are you just thinking of killing your opponent? Or do you just try to stop him? (Heroes)
Have you ever let anyone live, WILLINGLY? (Evil and chaotic Neutrals)
Leave a interesting comment or video responses in the comment section belloow..
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So Gb is walking on the beach on s sunny day as he spots a lady laying in the sand.. as he gets closer he realizes that she is crying.. also that she has no arms or legs.. so the merc goes up to her and asks her whats wrong.. the lady sobbing replys " i have never been hugged before." so the Bandit lays down beside her and hugs her lightly then gets up and goes home... the next day the merc is walking again along the beach, when he comes across the woman laying in the same spot.. he gets closer and she is crying again.. he asks " whats wrong ?" the lady replys" i have never been kissed before". the crimson assassin kneels down and softly kisses her cheek, gets up and goes home.... the next day the merc again is walking on the same beach. when yet again the lady is laying there in the same spot crying. he asked now whats wrong? she replied crying her eyes out.." i have never been f #ck'd before".. so the merc sat there for a few , went over to her picked her up and threw her into the water....... the merc then replied.." now you're f #ck'd" :P
The clients and workers are rushing all over the empire as the word was received that Elian will be coming in the building. Although, Elian is not a terrible boss he is still the boss and deserved respect. The cubicles were full of busy-busy people as well as clients. The elevator rings as it is lifted. Tension fills the room as the eyes of the whole building are fixated into the elevator. Crossing fingers and biting their lips, the employees hopes for the elevator not to stop at their floor. Ask and you shall receive, the elevator went straight to the top floor. A loud sigh of relief is heard all over the room. Today no one was been fired.
Elian’s office:
The ring of the elevator beeps before the doors split open and several men and women walk out of the elevator onto the hallway. Just before the large door of the emperor’s office lies the desk of his secretary and behind it the said worker. “Mr. Allen, a representative from Funez industries called and wished for an appointment to discus a business deal with our company.” Elian keep walking as he answered. “Funez- Funez? Oh, that’s the company that was linked to that disaster in Jersey. No, I don’t want my company in the government’s bad side. Cancel the appointment, and along with that push whatever meeting I got to do today to next week. Tell them something came up but I’ll see them next week- Same day-Same hours.”
With that said Elian and his buddies entered his office and sealed the doors. Once in the safety of Elian’s room the CEO stretches his arms and walk all the way to the comfy executive chair that awaits him. Finally, the original soul that filled the boots of the legendary G’bandit mantel about seven years ago sits in the comfort of his chair. The suave CEO enlacing his fingers and laying his hands on his desk he addresses his partners. “Well guys. We are here to work on the strategy that will be played on the war against the T.E.H.” Taking a short pause Elian process his speech for a second and continues “As you are all aware our newest member here, Band Lone, was the man under the latest incarnation of the mantel I started so many years ago, G’bandit.” Elian continues, “Not only that, but he was also the minion of the leader of the T.E.H organization that we are at war in this moment. Band knows the place from head to toes and he has been generous enough to create several blue print for us of the foundation." The mumbling of the discussing gents before his desk fills the foreground as they seem to be pleased. “Yes, that’s a huge advantage for us right there. I’ve made enough copies for all of us to study. Any questions?” Inquires Elian to his fellow men.
Finally the first look at the cavalry in the room. Band Lone, P. Rain, Albany, Gabriel Willis Li, Mishiko, Elisa Allen, Howler, and a flesh suit disguised Demoni.
Band raised his hand, “I don’t watch TV. But I wonder, did they bought that Brown was G’bandit?” Elian seems displeased as the question had nothing to do with what he was talking about. “ Off Topic, but yes! They seem to have bought it, but there is a investigation because forensic realized that the neck was broken hours before he was thrown off the building.” Elian shift his attention to the rest in the room and ask “Now, any on-topic questions?” Mishiko raised her hand before she ask “What is the future of the mantel of G’bandit? Will you just let it die? I’ve been thinking we could use it to take the eyes of the public from our organization.” The head of Elian hangs before he crashed it on the desk in front of him. The CEO was already tire of G’bandit. The partners then begging talking about G’bandit as it seemed to be the topic they care about, “When I was G’bandit a lot of people acted as they already knew me. It was hard to keep the mantel since I don’t believe in guns.” Pointed out Gabe, the second to wear the mantel. “You don’t believe in guns? What kind of G’bandit were you? That’s what G’bandit was all about, Katanas and guns.” Responded Band.
The conversation begins to get a little tense as an off-topic G’bandit argument erupted out of nowhere between the two former host and their friend. “Well you’re G’bandit was not exactly: "G’bandit" material neither. I mean, Elian, (When he was G'bandit) he actually believed in stealth and study before infiltrating a location. You in the other hand, you just dived in causing chaos like a--" But Gabe’s words were cut off as Band interrupts barking out: “LIKE A PRO! Not a Asian p*$$y who can’t even kill a medieval hero. I mean C'mon! What kind of mercenary makes friends with his target?!” Pointed out Band referring to Gabe’s mission against Cly. Gabe quickly anoyed by the truth he stands kicking his seat to the side screaming: “Ok, that’s it! You want a piece of me?!” Band stands to his feet as well before Gabe shouting back “Bring it on Flied-rice, I’ll kick you ass all over the building!” Both ex-G'bandits stand ready to fight in their diverse fighting styles.
The situation had gone too far, so far that causes the commonly suave and calm Elian to just explodes screaming: “ENOUGH!”
Just after Elian thundering the whole office just froze and slowly stares at him. After closing his eyes and calming down by breathing softly the CEO then responds giving a order. “G’bandit.. Is history. He will no longer be a liability, and I don’t want to hear from him or see that mantel ever again. Is that clear?” They all recover and sit back on their sit. “You have no idea how glad I am that I buried that damn suit and I will never see it again. Ever!”
Just as Elian finishes his sentence outside of the large window that gave his office a beautiful view the building just next to Allen company just implodes and crumbles. “WHAT THE HELL?!” Thundered out the whole office at the same time as the building just drops to the floor. Elian however never saw what happened as he it happened while he was facing the group before him. Waving his hands on the air Elian chooses not to even look as he says “I don’t care… It wasn’t me, and it has nothing to do with G’bandit because Band is right here. So I don’t care. G‘bandit had nothing to do with it. I‘m clean.” But at that moment figure wearing the mantel of G’bandit happens to swings and land just outside of Elian’s window looking into the office. “I couldn’t care less of what happened or who did --” But Elian then notice as the faces of Gabe, Band, Elisa, Mishiko and the others before him were all awed with their eyes open wide. It was just already too much for him.. Elian sighing as he realizes the bad news he just falls in the already obvious question zone: “There’s a guy wearing the G’bandit suit behind me, isn’t there?”
Having no words they just nod in response. The CEO turns on his executive and has a looks at the apparent new G’bandit just outside the window. Elian grabs a bottle of scotch from under his desk and opens it sighing impatient.
The Bandit clinging on the window with some special gloves. It then blows a kiss at Elian before performing a back flip and falls to the abyss disappearing in the act.
The CEO grabbed the bottle of scotch and takes a sip of the alcoholic bottle. “This is just my luck…..”
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This girl is so funny to me, I think you guys should fallow her youtube channel. :D
Anyway, just listen to her opinion and questions and stuff, they're just hilarious! And the thing that I like the most is that is all improvise. Is not like those camera douche-bags that sit in a chair and just write stuff and repeat, no, she is really a funny girl, just like me XD
O_O I mean the funny part.. I'm a boy not a girl :P
The Brotherhood of the Bandit are actually 70 mutants, most are just sleeping cells, if one falls another is activated.
Teen Pyro: {Pyrokinetic} Create and manipulate fire at all levels. Blaze storm: Creates fire blast and heat waves. Hot Kat: Manipulate fire
Albany: Flight, X-ray vision, shock waves. Additional: Albany is immortal and her will keeps death away, death does not affect her and those dear to her. She is said to be constantly tormented and death is nothing new to her, she can see the death minions trying to steal people from the world.
Fissure: Earth manipulator Crash: Earth manipulators, super strength
Purple Rain: Purple force fields. impact attacks (With force field), levitation (With force field) Additional: Purple Rain is very smart with technology and infiltration.
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