I can eat ass with the best of em, and if you say I can't, fuck you and you're wrong you fat little bitch. I ate a subway foot-long in under ten minutes you little slimy bastard. Don't fuck with me.

Last night I did lines of coke periodically. That helped give me the energy to read Spiderman all night. I liked it. FUck you ELi suck my fuckin dick you idiot.