yeah, he's not the best actor. but there aren't many actors that can really, REALLY convince you. Not everyone can be Robert Duvall or Denzel Washington (yeah, i just watched John Q)
@614azrael:Comes back in for a supersonic crash landing. Lands in a one-armed handstand. Hey! You try being made out of chrome without doing everything flashy. I'm like a freaking human disco ball here. (but at least I don't sparkle)
Comes screaming in, head first at mach 4, before doing a summersault and landing on the balls of his feet. Hey guys, look what I can do. Draws back both arms and claps his hands together with all his strength, releasing a flash of light 100x brighter then the sun. Jumps in the air and rockets away, laughing maniacally.
If I get to the pearly gates, and Saint Peter looks at me and says "Sorry, you read a few too many comic books. I can't let you in." I'm going to ask to see a list of who the hell (pardon the pun) DID get in. Because I'm betting Jesus is hanging out in heaven, alone, going "Damn, we probably should have eased up a bit."
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