Umm...hi. I'm a Ritchie Dude. I used to be a scientist that studies chemicals that have a variety of effects. Sounds boring, doesn't it? Well, it may be boring, but it has one heck of a paycheck! CHING-CHING!.....Sorry about that. Well, I was with my lab partners and I fell (no, not on purpose!) into the pit of a newly discovered chemical we were observing. I woke up in the hospital, and the doctors, along with the hot nurses, told me that there was nothing wrong with me. I walked home, and when I got to 5th Avenue, a figure in the middle of the road caught my eye. Appearantly, the guy didn't notice that a car was coming straight towards him! I immediatley took action, and tried to save him. Suddenly, my arms felt strange, and they started stretching straight towards the guy! I snatched him away from the car, and brought him to me. My arms returned to their normal shape, but they still felt all rubbery! The old man I rescued thanked me, and walked off the false teeth store behind me that I never noticed. On that day I learned two things:
A. Elderly people, although slow and dangerous behind the wheel, can serve as a purpose in this world.
B. I also learned that the chemicla I fell in at the Chemical Plant had given me the ability stretch and re-shape my entire body! From that day on, I realized that I must use these for the better good of mankind , and jokes.
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