DXX

Negative. I am not a preservative container for human food.

Noted.

*Scans* Negative. You are not registered in any of Earth's hospitals with record of birth. You're an anomaly.

Negative. My sensors are operating at peak efficiency. Your heart rate fluctuates still, including exposure to accusation. You have a basic attraction to the female, "buddy"

His heart rate has increased significantly at the sight of the female, typical organic mating behavior.

Sarcasm or mockery is repeating one's words in an attempt to convey contempt. A sarcastic statement means and reflects a statement already given. This is not the method one would use to "twist" or "bend" words into a different meaning. Refer to obfuscating, or riddle.

Incorrect. You refer to a metaphor and justification of what sarcasm means. Sarcasm is an organic creation, what you speak of is speculation, and irrelevant to myself.

Sarcasm is a social tool used as a defense mechanism when feeling threatened. I am not threatened.

Incorrect. You have reached nowhere near the temperatures to melt flesh.

He speaks in unnecessarily long statements. A common social engineering technique to obscure ulterior motive.