Oh God, My Eyes Are Bleeding!

Sometimes, art sucks. These dudes are pretty good at making shitty art.

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  • Learn to draw feet, among a million other things, dude. Crimes Against Nature: Everything he fucking touches.

  • Learn to rip off other artists, trace, and recycle better, dude.

    Crimes Against Nature: Porn tracing, celeb tracing, comic tracing, everything tracing.

  • Learn to draw boobs that wouldn't cause soul crushing back problems, dude.

    Crimes Against Nature: Giving Catwoman tits the size of her head; Samantha Brown's haunted vagina.

  • Learn to not make everything so cheesy looking, dude.

    Crimes Against Nature: Shadows, abs, and gams.

  • Learn to use backgrounds, dude.

    Crimes Against Nature: Beating Photoshop to death.

  • Learn to not draw horrifying faces, dude.

    Crimes Against Nature: Making Ethan Van Sciver's art on New X-Men look good by comparison; making Wolverine look like Keith Richards.

  • Learn to not knock off Mike Mignola, dude.

    Crimes Against Nature: Giving dudes the fatness.

  • Learn to stay away from the goddamn Batman, dude. Crimes Against Nature: Releasing books (very...slowly) that look like they should have been put out by Image in 1993, and actually tricking people into buying them.

  • Learn to draw fucking covers, dude. Crimes Against Nature: Putting out some of the worst goddamn covers I have ever fucking seen in existence and probably getting paid a shit load of money to do it. Good fucking job, Marvel, you fucking idiots.