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Goodbye all

I'm tired. I can't take it anymore. It always happens. I try to avoid it, but somehow it manages to destroy me. I've tried everything. The little things and big things I could think of have been nothing to the problem here. I'm terrified. I don't know if it will happen forever. But to avoid this... I must leave.

No, it's not the Vine's fault. It's just that I have to get rid of this curse. What is it? you may be wondering. Spoilers. They're everywhere. On my favorite sites. I never see them coming. Three of my anticipated movies have been spoiled by ignorants, for three years straight. First, The Amazing Spider-Man 2. Then, Avengers: Age of Ultron. And finally, a movie that I really wanted to see, but first I had to watch the previous films, but since I couldn't, I raged even more powerful... Star Wars: The Force Awakens. I tried to watch all other films. But then, I realized it was too late, and I got spoiled, in the worst possible moment. I can't resist the pain anymore.

I know the Vine is full of people who are trustful. Who will mark spoilers. But what if one of these days, in a certain hour, in a certain loading time, in a certain forum, I see a spoiler title of a movie I really want to watch? Don't get me wrong, Vine. You people are unique. But there's always that one person that ruins everything for everyone. I'm in that everyone league. You're probably telling me But we won't spoil anything for you!. Yeah? Well, that's what another trusted site told me, until this guy came and spoiled Avengers: Age of Ultron. I cried when I read it. Realizing that I've been told the biggest thing in the film, realizing that I've been waiting for a big movie of 2015, hit me hard. But when I saw a spoiler of The Force Awakens, I started to get out of control. Nowhere is safe anymore.

I still remember the day I met Comic Vine. It was beatiful. Tought me amazing things about many comic book characters who's existance I never knew. Taught me that the real winner in a fight between Superman and Batman, is Superman. I met it with the battles forum. I told myself I'm so joining this awesome site!. I immediately joined it. Making a lame account with a super long lame name. Making a ridiculous first post on the battle forums. Many of my threads getting locked because I still didn't know how the Vine worked. But over time, I learned to adapt to the Vine's sytem, and now I know how to flow fluently with it.

Seeing as everyone had over 100 followers made me feel weak, since I had 10 followers by the time. Then, I met @rocketraccoonthingy. To be honest, I was mean to him at first. After some days, I felt bad that I was mean to him. Then I had the urge to apologize to him. He accepted my apologize. We realized we had many things in common. We became bros. So far, he is the best Viner I've ever encountered with. He gave me many advices to get followers. I tried to do them, but I just got some more followers. The 100 followers here isn't important. What was important, is that those advices did work. Thank you, Masta Rock, for being such an amazing friend.

I don't know if I'm popular or known. If I am, they probably know me for... well... nothing. I didn't do anything worthy enough of being something memorable for the Vine. Never won a popularity contest. I probably could get remembered. Possibly for my thought provoking threads (that's how @sc calls my question threads). I don't know why I couldn't make it to popularity. I'm just a low person doing my best in making highly interesting threads to gain followers, but in the end, those interesting threads get hundreds of views, but less than 10 posts. Even Wenjun Chew and Loki_d got a lot more popularity than me. And I'm just a good person. Not a troll like them. So sad that I'm leaving without 100 followers. I won't even be remembered for that much time. Thank you SC, for being the best mod I've ever met.

I remember Peeps PM. I've been there for a while. Got some followers. But I realized it wasn't my place. So I left. The Peeps probably remember me as an idiot. Maybe sometimes as an interesting and cool person. But mostly idiot. I feel terrible that I did mistakes there. I wanted to correct them, but I think it's best to leave and never fall on the same pit. The best thing I remember is @amazingwebhead. Good ol' Peep. Always chilling around in the PM. Talking about fun stuff. Such a kind human being. You're the best Peep, mate. Hope your problems vanish permanently so that you get a way better life.

The worst thing of all, is that not only am I going to leave Comic Vine. But I'm also leaving the internet. Every single site that I visit everyday will be forgotten. I will no longer be here. There is an advantage here, I won't be destroying my eyes. I'll be reading even more books. I'll concentrate a lot more. And I won't encounter spoilers anymore...

I don't know if I will actually return. Maybe I will. Could be next week. Or next month. Possibly the next year. Or maybe just never. But if I return, I just want to know that people still remember me.

Goodbye, Comic Vine. You've been amazingly great for the 1 and a half year I've been here. Giving me a reason to love comics even more. Growing up my comic knowledge. Making me even more of a geeky person. Never biased. Great team of moderators. Every single thing, ranging from the smallest to the biggest, is great. I rate the Vine a 100/10. And I rate spoilers -100/10. They are everywhere, so the best is to leave.

Goodbye, everyone...

Deadpool_The_Merc_With_A_Mouth, since 2014 to 2016.
Deadpool_The_Merc_With_A_Mouth, since 2014 to 2016.

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Goodbye all

I'm tired. I can't take it anymore. It always happens. I try to avoid it, but somehow it manages to destroy me. I've tried everything. The little things and big things I could think of have been nothing to the problem here. I'm terrified. I don't know if it will happen forever. But to avoid this... I must leave.

No, it's not the Vine's fault. It's just that I have to get rid of this curse. What is it? you may be wondering. Spoilers. They're everywhere. On my favorite sites. I never see them coming. Three of my anticipated movies have been spoiled by ignorants, for three years straight. First, The Amazing Spider-Man 2. Then, Avengers: Age of Ultron. And finally, a movie that I really wanted to see, but first I had to watch the previous films, but since I couldn't, I raged even more powerful... Star Wars: The Force Awakens. I tried to watch all other films. But then, I realized it was too late, and I got spoiled, in the worst possible moment. I can't resist the pain anymore.

I know the Vine is full of people who are trustful. Who will mark spoilers. But what if one of these days, in a certain hour, in a certain loading time, in a certain forum, I see a spoiler title of a movie I really want to watch? Don't get me wrong, Vine. You people are unique. But there's always that one person that ruins everything for everyone. I'm in that everyone league. You're probably telling me But we won't spoil anything for you!. Yeah? Well, that's what another trusted site told me, until this guy came and spoiled Avengers: Age of Ultron. I cried when I read it. Realizing that I've been told the biggest thing in the film, realizing that I've been waiting for a big movie of 2015, hit me hard. But when I saw a spoiler of The Force Awakens, I started to get out of control. Nowhere is safe anymore.

I still remember the day I met Comic Vine. It was beatiful. Tought me amazing things about many comic book characters who's existance I never knew. Taught me that the real winner in a fight between Superman and Batman, is Superman. I met it with the battles forum. I told myself I'm so joining this awesome site!. I immediately joined it. Making a lame account with a super long lame name. Making a ridiculous first post on the battle forums. Many of my threads getting locked because I still didn't know how the Vine worked. But over time, I learned to adapt to the Vine's sytem, and now I know how to flow fluently with it.

Seeing as everyone had over 100 followers made me feel weak, since I had 10 followers by the time. Then, I met @rocketraccoonthingy. To be honest, I was mean to him at first. After some days, I felt bad that I was mean to him. Then I had the urge to apologize to him. He accepted my apologize. We realized we had many things in common. We became bros. So far, he is the best Viner I've ever encountered with. He gave me many advices to get followers. I tried to do them, but I just got some more followers. The 100 followers here isn't important. What was important, is that those advices did work. Thank you, Masta Rock, for being such an amazing friend.

I don't know if I'm popular or known. If I am, they probably know me for... well... nothing. I didn't do anything worthy enough of being something memorable for the Vine. Never won a popularity contest. I probably could get remembered. Possibly for my thought provoking threads (that's how @sc calls my question threads). I don't know why I couldn't make it to popularity. I'm just a low person doing my best in making highly interesting threads to gain followers, but in the end, those interesting threads get hundreds of views, but less than 10 posts. Even Wenjun Chew and Loki_d got a lot more popularity than me. And I'm just a good person. Not a troll like them. So sad that I'm leaving without 100 followers. I won't even be remembered for that much time. Thank you SC, for being the best mod I've ever met.

I remember Peeps PM. I've been there for a while. Got some followers. But I realized it wasn't my place. So I left. The Peeps probably remember me as an idiot. Maybe sometimes as an interesting and cool person. But mostly idiot. I feel terrible that I did mistakes there. I wanted to correct them, but I think it's best to leave and never fall on the same pit. The best thing I remember is @amazingwebhead. Good ol' Peep. Always chilling around in the PM. Talking about fun stuff. Such a kind human being. You're the best Peep, mate. Hope your problems vanish permanently so that you get a way better life.

The worst thing of all, is that not only am I going to leave Comic Vine. But I'm also leaving the internet. Every single site that I visit everyday will be forgotten. I will no longer be here. There is an advantage here, I won't be destroying my eyes. I'll be reading even more books. I'll concentrate a lot more. And I won't encounter spoilers anymore...

I don't know if I will actually return. Maybe I will. Could be next week. Or next month. Possibly the next year. Or maybe just never. But if I return, I just want to know that people still remember me.

Goodbye, Comic Vine. You've been amazingly great for the 1 and a half year I've been here. Giving me a reason to love comics even more. Growing up my comic knowledge. Making me even more of a geeky person. Never biased. Great team of moderators. Every single thing, ranging from the smallest to the biggest, is great. I rate the Vine a 100/10. And I rate spoilers -100/10. They are everywhere, so the best is to leave.

Goodbye, everyone...

Deadpool_The_Merc_With_A_Mouth, since 2014 to 2016.
Deadpool_The_Merc_With_A_Mouth, since 2014 to 2016.

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Deadpool Plays... The Last of Us! (Ep. 1)

Okay! Okay! Stop screaming at me and have a bit of patience! You know what, screw it. Here's what you wanted. You are welcomed.

What if... Joel Was Not Joel This Time... But Sir Wade Wilson Instead?

Sorry, had to do it. XD
Sorry, had to do it. XD

Scenario:

“Another day in this crappy apartment sucks! If only I could do something fun. Wait a minute... My computer! Of course. Why have I never thought about it before?”

[bothered voice starts talking]

“Because you're stupid.”

“Don't underestimate me! I know what I will do. I will touch myself to Poison Ivy's pictures!”

“*sigh* You never change, don't you?”

“Stay silent. I'm having fun!”

*2 hours later* [Deadpool snors and suddenly wakes up due to phone alarm]

“Ah, what the hell? Who is this? *rubs eyes* Ah, the Mad Titan Thanos. Why is someone so stupidly and rididculously powerful calling me? Probably Death issues.*answers phone* THANOS! What do you want?”

[Thanos replies]

“You seem to like the action of taking away the love of my eternal life. Death. I do not like the fact of that. And instead of simply cursing you with immortality, I shall curse you with something more...”

[Deadpool thinks]

Let it be Harely Quinn. Let it be Harely Quinn. Let it goo! Let it goooooo! Wait, what the hell did I just think?”

“I will curse you with... PERMANENT VISIT IN HOROR GAMES!”

[Deadpool remains silent and wondering what the s**t Thanos means]

“You will stay forever inside horror genre videogames with no form of escape even if you attempt to glitch...”

“Aww, DAMMIT! At least I will have fun killing whoever I want.”

[Thanos teleports Deadpool to The Last of Us game]

“Wtf is this? Wtf is that? Wtf are you? Oh look. A walking tumor! Another failed Weapon X Program experiment.”

Information

  • Earth-616 Deadpool w/ standard equipment.
  • Deadpool can use all his abilities and powers.
  • Deadpool isn't allowed to shortcut through the game. He forcefully has to go through the same path as Joel did.
  • Deadpool can change the dialogue. Can affect other character's dialogues too.
  • Deadpool will do all the missions Joel did.
  • Deadpool will not perform PIS or CIS. However, he can perform BFR.

  • You must think how Deadpool will make it through the game. Try to explain it as short as possible to avoid too much writing.
  • Spoiler block the ending and the most important parts.
  • I can't think of anything more (lol).

Let the Games Begin...

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Deadpool Plays...

Deadpool Plays... is a series of gauntlets I will be doing. I still do not know how many I will make and they will not be in the order of “from easiest to hardest”.

You may be wondering what the series will be like. Well, it will be something like this:

The series are gauntlets featuring Deadpool in the complete scenario of a horror videogame. Meaning that Deadpool will replace the protaganist of a horror game and he will have to pass through everything as the original protaganist did. For example: Deadpool Plays Dead Space. Deadpool takes the place of Isaac Clarke and throughout the whole game, Deadpool will be slaughtering his way out of the game. No, this is not a Bane Plays ripoff. Because Deadpool will not use a console and a controller to play, he will physically be inside the game. As if it were to be real life. Get it now? Okay...

Does it sound fun? Tell me what you think in the comments.

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If I Had to Choose a Superpower...

Most people want super strength. Some want telepathy. Many want telekinesis. But do you know what I want? I guess not. I want the ability of super speed. You may be wondering why I may want this power. Well, I'll explain why.

Why I Want Super Speed:

I'm a person who loves running. I would say it's my favorite sport. I preffer it than Football, Basketball, Soccer and Baseball; these mentioned sports are the sports I like.

I have gone toe to toe with over 17 year old teens in a race. Sadly, I couldn't beat them in the race. But at least the advantage in the situation was that I'm slightly below their league of speed. I even challenge anyone from the Middle School I go. Most times I win, few times I lose.

The only problem with my running is that I don't last too long running due to my Adenoids. Which sucks. But sooner or later I will get a surgery for that, and my running will have no quarrel with Adenoids!

Who is my Inspiration?

Quicksilver. Quicksilver is my inspiration for speedrunning. I know, Flash is better than him in everyway but there's something that Quicksilver has that attracts me. I don't know what exactly. But when I find out, I will tell you in my next blog.

Quick-Ass, Kicksilver
Quick-Ass, Kicksilver

Well, That's All!

Stay tuned for my next blog entry, What I Would do With my Powers. I mean, I need to explain what I would do with my powers too!

But I would talk about it later.

Bye ya'll!

- Merc

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Actresses I Find Hot #2

I have to admit that the previous blog was okay but everyone didn't agree and made me feel like a weirdo. Hopefully this one will be different from the last blog I made.

#9 Actress I Find Hot: Gemma Arterton

Appearances in movies: Clash of the Titans, Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time, Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters

You can't deny that she IS cute. Most of you who have been in my previous blog have disagreed but in this one, I doubt everyone/anyone will disagree. Though, I do not think they will overhype the cuteness and beauty.

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English actresses are amazing. I got another few actresses. Anyways...

I first saw her in the movie Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time. I thought she was pretty damn cute especially because she had the roll of a beautiful princess.

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If I had a dollar for everytime I do a single push-up, I'd still be poor 'cause I'm weak and I couldn't afford her even though I sell my life. But it's all a joke though. :P I have no real obsession with her and I just think she is pretty cute.

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Every Human being needs a smile in their life. Especially a manly man with big arms and a big beard with a big axe in his hand, needing the smile of such beauty from a girl like this one.

There would be no way I could get her in my hands. And most of you here would have difficulties too. And I know most of you would want her. I don't want to be with her, just sayin' what could happen if I try to be with her.

Don't lie, you think she's cute. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Hot Rating

On a scale of 1 - 100, I rate: 76

She's cute and all, but sometimes her face can be a little weird but at least she doesn't wear that much make-up.

But the rest is fine and I hope it could be like that forever for this cute girl.

End of the blog!

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Actresses I Find Hot #1

Now here in this blog series I will tell you the actresses I find hot. There will only be 10 parts only.

From least hot to hottest.

NOTE: The symbol “#” on both title and thread are for different use. In the title, it means episode/part, whereas in the thread it means valuation (for example: Gold is more valuble than Silver, and I will mark Silver as #2 and Gold as #1).

#10 Actress I Find Hot: Gwyneth Paltrow

Appearances in movies: Austin Powers in Goldmember, Iron Man, Glee: The 3D Concert Movie

I know it might be a bit strange but hey, opinions. I mostly consider her pretty instead of hot though.

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Can you believe she is 42? I can't. I mean seriously, she's still good looking and great. Too bad that ain't the real her and she's wearing make-up. At least not an exaggerated amount of make-up just like Meghan Trainor. The amount of make-up Trainor wears is too damn gross! But anyways...

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Apart from actress, she is also a SINGER. Probably because she was married to Chris Martin, the lead vocalist of Coldplay. Why the Hell did you leave him, Gwyneth? You guys were the perfect couple! Even better than Pepper and Tony! And because she is interested in food (though, I am not 100% sure) she's a food writer. Meaning that she does food critics (or something).

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Now THIS, my friend... IS THE TRUE MEANING OF F***ING BEAUTY! Sorry my language, it's just that she is quite beautiful in this image. Though what really gets me is her DERP eyes. That ruins it a bit. LOL

Too bad this is probably an edit or something but hey, at least she's not fake and she's trully beautiful!

Hot Rating

On a scale of 1 - 100, I rate: 72 (or as other preffer, 7.2)

But why? She's getting older and the rise of wrinkles is starting to be a thing on her body. And she wears make-up!

But the rest is perfect and hopefully real.

End of the blog!

In Other Stuff...

You know what to do, @rocketraccoonthingy ...

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