By Deadpool_The_Merc_With_A_Mouth 33 Comments
I'm tired. I can't take it anymore. It always happens. I try to avoid it, but somehow it manages to destroy me. I've tried everything. The little things and big things I could think of have been nothing to the problem here. I'm terrified. I don't know if it will happen forever. But to avoid this... I must leave.
No, it's not the Vine's fault. It's just that I have to get rid of this curse. What is it? you may be wondering. Spoilers. They're everywhere. On my favorite sites. I never see them coming. Three of my anticipated movies have been spoiled by ignorants, for three years straight. First, The Amazing Spider-Man 2. Then, Avengers: Age of Ultron. And finally, a movie that I really wanted to see, but first I had to watch the previous films, but since I couldn't, I raged even more powerful... Star Wars: The Force Awakens. I tried to watch all other films. But then, I realized it was too late, and I got spoiled, in the worst possible moment. I can't resist the pain anymore.
I know the Vine is full of people who are trustful. Who will mark spoilers. But what if one of these days, in a certain hour, in a certain loading time, in a certain forum, I see a spoiler title of a movie I really want to watch? Don't get me wrong, Vine. You people are unique. But there's always that one person that ruins everything for everyone. I'm in that everyone league. You're probably telling me But we won't spoil anything for you!. Yeah? Well, that's what another trusted site told me, until this guy came and spoiled Avengers: Age of Ultron. I cried when I read it. Realizing that I've been told the biggest thing in the film, realizing that I've been waiting for a big movie of 2015, hit me hard. But when I saw a spoiler of The Force Awakens, I started to get out of control. Nowhere is safe anymore.
I still remember the day I met Comic Vine. It was beatiful. Tought me amazing things about many comic book characters who's existance I never knew. Taught me that the real winner in a fight between Superman and Batman, is Superman. I met it with the battles forum. I told myself I'm so joining this awesome site!. I immediately joined it. Making a lame account with a super long lame name. Making a ridiculous first post on the battle forums. Many of my threads getting locked because I still didn't know how the Vine worked. But over time, I learned to adapt to the Vine's sytem, and now I know how to flow fluently with it.
Seeing as everyone had over 100 followers made me feel weak, since I had 10 followers by the time. Then, I met @rocketraccoonthingy. To be honest, I was mean to him at first. After some days, I felt bad that I was mean to him. Then I had the urge to apologize to him. He accepted my apologize. We realized we had many things in common. We became bros. So far, he is the best Viner I've ever encountered with. He gave me many advices to get followers. I tried to do them, but I just got some more followers. The 100 followers here isn't important. What was important, is that those advices did work. Thank you, Masta Rock, for being such an amazing friend.
I don't know if I'm popular or known. If I am, they probably know me for... well... nothing. I didn't do anything worthy enough of being something memorable for the Vine. Never won a popularity contest. I probably could get remembered. Possibly for my thought provoking threads (that's how @sc calls my question threads). I don't know why I couldn't make it to popularity. I'm just a low person doing my best in making highly interesting threads to gain followers, but in the end, those interesting threads get hundreds of views, but less than 10 posts. Even Wenjun Chew and Loki_d got a lot more popularity than me. And I'm just a good person. Not a troll like them. So sad that I'm leaving without 100 followers. I won't even be remembered for that much time. Thank you SC, for being the best mod I've ever met.
I remember Peeps PM. I've been there for a while. Got some followers. But I realized it wasn't my place. So I left. The Peeps probably remember me as an idiot. Maybe sometimes as an interesting and cool person. But mostly idiot. I feel terrible that I did mistakes there. I wanted to correct them, but I think it's best to leave and never fall on the same pit. The best thing I remember is @amazingwebhead. Good ol' Peep. Always chilling around in the PM. Talking about fun stuff. Such a kind human being. You're the best Peep, mate. Hope your problems vanish permanently so that you get a way better life.
The worst thing of all, is that not only am I going to leave Comic Vine. But I'm also leaving the internet. Every single site that I visit everyday will be forgotten. I will no longer be here. There is an advantage here, I won't be destroying my eyes. I'll be reading even more books. I'll concentrate a lot more. And I won't encounter spoilers anymore...
I don't know if I will actually return. Maybe I will. Could be next week. Or next month. Possibly the next year. Or maybe just never. But if I return, I just want to know that people still remember me.
Goodbye, Comic Vine. You've been amazingly great for the 1 and a half year I've been here. Giving me a reason to love comics even more. Growing up my comic knowledge. Making me even more of a geeky person. Never biased. Great team of moderators. Every single thing, ranging from the smallest to the biggest, is great. I rate the Vine a 100/10. And I rate spoilers -100/10. They are everywhere, so the best is to leave.