Unbelievable
Things and characters that just seem too odd, silly, or ridiculous to believe.
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Another TMNT parody...
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"A man who can inflate himself and blast acidic pus." ... Yuck.
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Most likely the offspring of Popeye and a lobster.
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Hitler's brain with a robotic gorilla body... God help us.
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Just guess.
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"Kill Cat is a wealthy executive who used money and power to create a super hero identity in order to get girls. In this regard he failed spectacularly. One thing is for certain; his ability to maim, kill, destroy and insult his team mates while blowing up planets is unparalleled, and apparently not his fault."
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A villainess who's weapons are her umbilical-cord-connected triplets.
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"Bitten by a radioactive frog, Megaton Man was the result of a military megasoldier program."
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I can't believe there's actually TWO people who took this name!
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So unbelievable that it's down-right religulous.
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I'm just gonna assume that the license plate said either "FAIL" or "SUX-AZ."
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Not sure what to make of this, but I'm certain it belongs on this list.
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The highly-trained pet octopus of Aquaman that was even taught archery by Green Arrow. I'm not trying to belittle a species here but come on, that's just ridiculous.
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Otherwise known as the Beard Hunter. He kills people with beards apparently because he can't grow one - just in case you needed his motives clarified.
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A Watchmen parody that includes characters such as Spottyman (Rorschach pretending to be Jewish), Krustofki (a mix of The Comedian and Krusty the Clown), and Ozzyosbourne (Ozymandias, with the appearance and speech pattern of singer Ozzy Osbourne).
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Not just a Nazi, but a Nazi FRANKENSTEIN!
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A... fat... man... who tried to fight crime... with a broom and a squirt gun.
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A Nazi with a parrot head...
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Basically what you'd get if Ebenezer Scrooge was a fully-fledged super-villian.
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A manga about the Vietnam war, where Americans are rabbits, the British are rats, the Vietnamese are cats, and so on... I'm unsure of what to say at this point...
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A comic series about a dystopian future in which a pirate radio station leads a resistance against a theocratic military dictatorship that controls America.
It was originally advertised as a story comprised of twelve issues, but poor sales led it to only going up to seven. The overall plot has yet to be concluded with even the writer stating that he considers it a "dud" and that he had no real end planned out for the series.
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Had the ability to turn into an immmovable steel wall that apparently didn't offer himself much protection.
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Basically the story of a slacker who gains amazing superpowers and attempts to remain a slacker - without much success. Just follow the link and you'll get a glimpse of the ridiculous hilarity that ensues.
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A FRIGGEN NAZI DINOSAUR!
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Is it any wonder that to this day he's only had one appearance?
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"Superman Meets the Quik Bunny" = SUPER FAILURE.
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All you really need to know is that Spock uses the Vulcan nerve pinch on Wolverine. I'm sure that gave someone a nerd-gasm when they read it.
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Apparently in this particular comic, Jesus fights several members of the Greek Pantheon, including Zeus. That's right. JESUS CHRIST FIGHTS ZEUS.
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A great, big eyeball that goes by the name I the Great, as well as the Great I.
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A big pink plastic robot made of Vibranium... named THROB... Am I the only one who feels that can be misinterpreted quite badly?
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A Japanese cyborg scientist with a zeppelin body...
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An evil genie-like character that was introduced eleven days before the September 11th attacks.
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They sought to emulate that which makes Chuck Norris great through the form of a comic book. They didn't even come close.
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He may have a reputation as a fairly competent villian, but it's just hard to take the old tele-tummy-face seriously.
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I'm obviously being petty, but I CANNOT believe that this series was made into a graphic novel to top it off.
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An orphaned child who learned how to fly from the condors that adopted him.
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WWE wrestlers battle an evil, magical entity. Separately they might work, but together...
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Killer tomatoes. 'Nuff said.
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Just follow the link and you'll find more than enough reason for why this character belongs on this list. For example: "Wonder Wart-Hog’s only weaknesses are wood, steel and Portland cement, and he’s allergic to strawberry rhubarb, which nullifies his powers if immersed in it."
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Fruitman! With the power to turn himself into any kind of FRUIT!
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A living mathematical equation that can erase people's brains. He's also somehow a Green Lantern.
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A sentient smallpox virus that was made into a Green Lantern.
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How is it that a being composed entirely of crystal can have a mohawk?
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A cartoon-like squirrel that got run over by a truck...
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Is it just me, or are there way too many characters that have stickiness as their only power?
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Because everyone knows that zebras have diamagnetic powers, so it only makes sense for a guy to name himself Zebra Man when he gets such powers... not.
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An Irish-American ninja doctor - who also happens to have ridden a velociraptor at one point - and that is only the start of his level of unbelievable awesomeness.
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Through some complex time travel, the Turtles end up in WWII Berlin and end up tricking Hitler into committing suicide - and that's just the tip of the iceberg.
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Also known as MILF!
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Leader of MILF! Just don't point out the issues of his own codename and that of his organization. The first guy to do so was swiftly decapitated.
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Found this while searching for the previously-mentioned MILF organization.
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A reality television show about people committing suicide. The unbelievable part would have to be that such an idea sadly doesn't seem so far-fetched in real life...
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You've got to love it when a name says all you need to know...
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A spiked ball and chain headpiece... It at least has the potential for some serious Three-Stooges-esque mishaps...
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Once turned into a bird-like dinosaur in order to save a world of dinosaurs from extinction... By basically raping a dinosaur...
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A patient of a mental institute who was made a Green Lantern.
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The bottom note says,
"PARENTS BEWARE! This Comic-Book is exactly what you think it is! 32 pages of meaningless, overblown violence, mayhem and destruction! (Plus one Naughty Word)"
Sadly, there was only one issue of this series...
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"After spending years washing radioactive fiesta ware, history teacher and comic fan Paul Mahler finds that he has the ability to teleport, clean, and place crockery and tableware in it’s proper place with just a wave of his hand."
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I once came across a few pages of "Johnny the Homicidal Maniac." They involved him being in Heaven, causing people's heads to explode -repeatedly, and also what was stated as being "a professional flying baby." These images haunt and intrigue me to this day...
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The band? Gods of rock.
The comics based on them? Unbelievably questionable...
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A comic about judaism-themed super heroes such as Menorah Man, Dreidel Meidel(who got her powers from being trapped in a particle accelerator with a gyroscopic dreidel), Kipa Kid, MagenDavid, Minyan Man, and so on.
There's also an actual website that sells costumes and other merchandise...
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A mutant groundhog that fights his own political war. The comic is full of unbelievably ridiculous concepts - such as communism coming from the red spot on Jupiter.
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A character from a porno comic series done in the style of the "Archie" comics. Most likely made for (or by) people with some questionable Betty and Veronica fantasies.
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Unless terminators are secretly powered by kryptonite, I'd imagine that this face-off would be very one-sided.
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Th-th-th-that's it! I'm outta here... THAT's what's up, doc!
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The concept? See title. Sense? Not found. Hilarity? Endless.
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The Premiere superhero team of Kansas! Members: Topeka, the team leader! Meadowlark, the bird guy who sings! Sunflower, the living sunflower! Grain Belt, the man made of grain who can't wear pants without a belt! And Pioneer, the prairie woman with "Power of the Prairie"!
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A team of mutant children with questionable members such as: Cabbage, Celery, Mustard, Peanut, Salt... I'm getting hungry...
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Thief who wears a Batman cowl and throws "brick-like death-dealing objects".
The ridiculousness of that hits me like...wait for it... a ton of BRICKS!
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Mistake #1: becoming the sidekick of a guy called "Human Flying Fish".
Mistake #2: calling yourself "Sardine".
Mistake #3: taking pride in any of the other two mistakes!
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Bad title choice...
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Has an 8-foot, indestructible shlong... And Long-Dong is the best name he could come up with? Why not Pornstar? Mega Member? Supenis?
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A villain who is quite literally FULL. OF. CRAP.
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"Halt villain! I shall..." -SQUISH! ... "Oops, I stepped on him."
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It just doesn't seem like a good idea to hit people with your own head. Even if you do have a fancy helmet on.
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Let me guess. His catchphrase is: "Will that be paper, OR PLASTIC?"
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What good is it being a criminal if you turn all your loot into coins and shoot it at people?
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"Batman will never defeat me if I send signals about the crimes I'm going to commit!" ... He should've just made a sign that says "I GIVE UP" to save himself some time.
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His power? He never, ever, EVER stops talking.
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Evil genius with a second brain in his butt. ...So he can almost literally pull an idea out of his ass!
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A nun who, as the story goes, ate some bad shrimp when she was sixteen, and has been able to shrink at will ever since.
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No. It's not the dog from "All Dogs go to Heaven." THIS is a humanoid car that acts like a thug and whose catch-phrase is "Don't get up in my grill."
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Osama Bin Laden comes back from the dead as a giant, mutated monster. ...Really now?
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The biggest badass in the 'Empowered' comic universe. A hardcore vigilante who cross-dresses in a French maid outfit and heels.
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GAAASBAAAAAG! The human whoopee cushion!
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Okay, he's from a future without a need for crime, but he wanted to be a criminal anyway. He was apprehended and given a uniform with P's all over to stand for "prisoner." He then travelled back in time to go on a crime spree using what looks like a fancy spatula. Did I forget to mention anything?
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Just to be clear, I'm referring to the woman made up of puzzle pieces who somehow thought she could take on Superman.
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Back in 2008, The Telegraph published an article titled "Barack Obama: The 50 Things You Might Not Know" that mentioned Obama's childhood love of Conan the Barbarian comics. A few months later, someone published an actual comic inspired by that idea. This is that comic.
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The INCREDIBLE Condom-Man! ...I can warrant a guess why the issue is advertised as "Ultra Limited Edition."
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"A woman who once a month turns into a hormone-driven superheroine."
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I don't see what the big deal is, why would he be so danger-ah! Papercut! ...That fiend!
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A class-act kinda guy who would go for a woman's brains rather than her booty. ...See what I did there?
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... At least with that many hands he can illustrate the amount of face-palms that are necessary right now.
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Street thug who claimed that Thor had left him in charge of Chicago. For the most part, he just dressed up like Thor and used a lot of hammers.
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A mob boss who has a medical condition that requires him to constantly be on the toilet.
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Mr. Nebula, the Interplanetary Designer! Bestows upon the universe his gift of appalling tackiness, gaudy designs, and clashing colors of fuscia, mauve, teal, and lavender; leaving behind in his wake, entire traumatized planets and near-suicidal populaces!
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A creature of unknown origin, impossible power, and no real sense.
Not surprisingly, it was retconned as possibly nothing more than a hallucination.
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Patriotic hero who had a similar origin to Captain America, other than the fact that he was made using the bodies of three crippled WWI veterans and that he could only use his powers by whistling the Yankee Doodle Dandy tune.
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"Sometimes, on a dark night, your shadow thrown by a streetlight will suddenly and startlingly overtake you. It is actually a Gengar running past you, pretending to be your shadow. To steal the life of its target, it slips into the prey's shadow and silently waits for an opportunity. On the night of the full moon, if shadows move on their own and laugh, it must be Gengar's doing." ... HOW is this part of a kid's game?
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A villain who put a on a special suit to become a human-superball. Batman once actually defeated him simply by kicking him and causing him to ricochet around a room until he couldn't take it anymore.
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