a dark winter's night somewhere in the north pole inside an icy cave lies an ancient alien lab with a bio chamber an alien ship detects the energy signals and goes to investigate a glowing armored woman exits the ship and finds a the bio chamber with a deformed kid inside she cracks a joke and open it up
woman: this looks like a failed clone
she transforms to a human and picks him up
woman: should i kill you?.......yeah
she tosses him across the room hard enough to shatter a large metal door nearby
but the child seems to still be alive
woman: nice am gonna have fun with you kid
she takes him back to the ship and flies above the sea
woman: so what are you?
kid: what? where am i?
he starts speaking and moving in weird ways
woman: oh nice you can talk!
1 month later the kid seems to be a fully grown man
woman: so this is pizza hut?
kid: you already know the answer
woman: stop being a smart ass bitch and order something
kid: i already did
woman: what it's like 10 minutes
she then burns several people for some reason
the end
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