Future Foundation? New Fantastic Four?? I have an idea......
By Darkjayven 0 Comments
Since the Fantastic Four are done for the time being my suggestion for the the new team Harley Race, Conway Twitty, Officer Ricky Ross, and Kimbo Slice. These four should be the focus Marvel instead of that lame Future Foundation crap. Instead of the Fantasticar they all would ride in Maybach brand Vista Cruiser and cruise the vistas in style. I shall list the strengths/weaknesses for the four candidates.
Harley Race
Strengths: Adamantium infused flying head butts
Weaknesses: Bad ability to hide himself and give away wrestling secrets that are common knowledge
Conway Twitty
Strengths: Ability to hypnotize people with Grand Ole' Orpy tunes
Weaknesses: Lack of emotional facial expressions
Officer Ricky Ross
Strengths: Being da BOSS
Weaknesses: Donuts, Cakes, Big Macs, and Stairs
Kimbo Slice
Strengths: Thumpin and razor-proof chest hair
Weaknesses: Take-downs, Ground fighting, and Stamina