Stepped on a snail, the things are all over the place but when I heard that crunch under my foot I knew I had snail guts stuck to my shoe.  I keep finding the poor things squished all over the parking lot or doorways.  Yesterday one snail came for the funeral for its squished friend.  Gotta feel bad for those things, its not like they have a chance of running out of the way or anything.  Not like those stupid squirrels (SQUIRREL!) that dart back and forth in traffic and can never make up their mind whether to keep going or to run back. 
 
LOL