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So many beasts...One Man
So many beasts...One Man

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My first character in canon who will consistently break the fourth wall lol.

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OMG THIS ACCOUNT STILL WORKS MUAHAHAHAAHA

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He had heard the ringtone going off as bullets and all forms of projectiles whizzed by and through him, splat sounds of bullets hitting skin never even registered as he pulled the phone from his pocket. Read "Sugar Tits" as the ringtone sounded over and over again, growing irritated he answered it putting it up to where his ear SHOULD be he couldn't hear a damn thing as his ear slowly regrew. Groaning loudly he looked up over his cover and hollered "Do you farking mind!!! I'm on the phone!" firing twice two bodies hit the ground and the gunfire stopped momentarily "Thank you!" BANG! sounded as he dropped back down now missing a good chunk of the left side of his head, this time the ear was completely gone. Groaning loud "COME ON!" he barked before lobbing a grenade behind him, shortly after a large explosion echoed through the abandoned building shaking it hard. Dirt fell from the rafters onto Crazy as he put the phone to the good ear "What?!.....you are not Sugar Tits....well honestly that last shot took some brain....so you could be......what...oh....well Daisy is fine why do you ask?....ooooh THAT WHORE....oh ok.....roger that Sugar Tits junior....you sound sexy....hello???.......rude.." Dropping his large rifle from his shoulder he looked it over and cocked it before flipping over the cover.

Butt to his shoulder he pulled the trigger never thinking about it, acting purely on instinct as he let loose hell upon the targets lackeys he had been pinned down by. Talking with the others inside his head "Okay guys....Red finally called....after years of piddly jobs we finally got a good one..." a dark sinister voice sounded "We don't need Red she's a cu...." "Don't call her that you ungrateful twat" "Well she kind of is....but...she did leave us for four years he's got a point""She didn't leave us we left, to fix this morons brain. Let it heal at least, regrown limbs is traumatizing to snowflakes like him...least we got rid of most of the irritating ones in here...""Nope we're still here." (referring to Zeke and Jack)The voices went silent for a brief moment as Crazy finished the last of the goons as well as the target. Opening their phone and finding the money had gone through they all yelled in unison "FOOD!!"

Hours Later Stonehenge

Appearing in a cloud of smoke above the gathering Crazy lands with the grace of a dead dog, with a loud thud. Standing up quickly he smiles through his mask as Red and Edward had arrived. Waving like a lunatic and screaming at the top of his lungs "Sugar TITSS!!!! Where's the twat?" referring to Mike, then looking to Edward he looks him up and down "How aren't you dead?"