Cozy_Da_Djed_Eye

Roommate be plotting and scheming on me.

Before I move in she was wearing grandma pants. Now she wear leggings and shit.

When you cleaning your phone screen and accidentally swipe right on a ugly one

Slopes and Crevices

Curved by all the fly women's on the dating app, faved by 45 gold diggers on the sugar daddy network

If a dude shoot his shot and you tell him he miss, don't ask him for a 1 on 1 later when he on fire

That why I bought my own weights and do outside. Too much recycle breath and armpip stank in a gee why em

Nothing but lady tellers at my bank

I'm the type of nig make less than 25k a year and join a sugar daddy site

I'm the type of nig to put 'nothing serious' on my profile, and message all the women with 'actively seeking a relationship / looking for someone to marry'

???

All the black women in Oregon been hiding in Lakewood. They all fine, too.