So When Do I Get My Powers?

Back in the 1940s the US government dropped 49 (if I remember correctly) nuclear bombs on a small island in the Pacific. The first bomb had a bigger blast radius than they calculated/expected so many islanders got effected. My mother descends from these folk. Now, to my understanding, nuclear disaster equates to radiation exposure which in turn equates to Super Powers. So, God, I know you listening so I'ma be straight with yo ass. Where da F*cks my POWER at, dawg? Anyway, this is Cozy Da Prynce, signing off, and remember: I ain't Spiderman ... Yet.