• Date joined:2020-09-07
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Self-identifying as both a coffee achiever and as an aging Indianapolis horror punk, Cousin Creepy is renowned for his terrible profanity driving on the Interstate, his love of Tom Waits, professional wrestling, and comics. Currently, he lives with a dog, a harem of thirty-seven sultry, green extraterrestrials that defy gender classification and reside within a 5'1" robotic casing, and a Styrofoam head. Cousin Creepy has his own bowling shoes and library card.