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#1 Posted by Chickenman (256 posts) - - Show Bio

If by "Americans" you mean "Chickenman", then yes.

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#2 Posted by Chickenman (256 posts) - - Show Bio

Chickenman 2.0: baby-eatin' tough.

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#3 Posted by Chickenman (256 posts) - - Show Bio

"What's a sexy woman like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?"

"Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package."

"Lets play a game of battleship. I'll lay on my back, and you can blow the hell out of me."

"I may be no Fred Flinstone, but I can make your bed rock."

"Hey there, you dropped something. My jaw."

"Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille name tag."

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#4 Posted by Chickenman (256 posts) - - Show Bio

Read my bio. I'd say that's pretty unique. :-D

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#5 Posted by Chickenman (256 posts) - - Show Bio

Dormath says:

"Chickenman says:
"Dementia5 says:
"I'll vote Pania. And Kiara. And LexiCat. And Lady Redhead. Oh, what the hell...I vote *everyone*. Except Chickenman. He's creepy. ;-)"
*sniff* Where's the love? "
I love chicken ?....feel better"

Um.......not really.

I'll make with the running away now...

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#6 Posted by Chickenman (256 posts) - - Show Bio

Dementia5 says:

"I'll vote Pania. And Kiara. And LexiCat. And Lady Redhead. Oh, what the hell...I vote *everyone*. Except Chickenman. He's creepy. ;-)"

sniff

Where's the love?

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#7 Posted by Chickenman (256 posts) - - Show Bio

Dementia5 says:

"- Chickenman - funny guy - Methos - wise master of the boards - Jaadu - cool chick, but where has she been lately? Don't really know too many others... "

Awwwwwwwww.....

Wait...do you mean funny lookin'??

It's the beak, isn't it?

  • Dementia5: cutest d@mn avatar on the boards

  • Kiara Sullivan: seems nice, but doesn't seem to like "inflatable companion" references (long story, old thread)

  • Where the heck is Jaadu, anyway? I'll bet she has one of those "lives" I keep hearing about...

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#8 Posted by Chickenman (256 posts) - - Show Bio

I'm a big believer in ghosts. I've seen more than one (but then I've lived in a couple of really old houses).

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#9 Posted by Chickenman (256 posts) - - Show Bio

Six hours of my life I'll never get back:

  • Jaws 4: The Revenge

  • Jesus Christ, Vampire Hunter

  • Attack of the Killer Tomatoes

Oh GOD...the sucking...

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#10 Posted by Chickenman (256 posts) - - Show Bio

Funniest d@mn cartoon ever.

"Everybody was a baby once, Arthur. Oh, sure, maybe not today, or even yesterday. But once. Babies, chum: tiny, dimpled, fleshy mirrors of our us-ness, that we parents hurl into the future, like leathery footballs of hope. And you've got to get a good spiral on that baby, or evil will make an interception."

"And my middle name used to be Helping People. The Helping People Tick."

"He has the mustache of a titan!"

"I hate broccoli, and yet, in a certain sense, I am broccoli."

"I'm sure millions of viewers out there are just wondering what it's like to wear the tights of justice. Well, it's tingly and it's uncomfortable, but it gets the job done and, oh, the job of it."

"Mucal invader, is there no end to your oozing?"

During a mission briefing: "Slideshow...boring.........losing....................conciousness..."

After he and Arthur were hit with the Disarming Ray, and their arms fell off: "Remember the good old days, Arthur? You'd hand me something...I'd hand you something back..."

"You know, evil comes in many forms, be it a man-eating cow or Joseph Stalin. But you can't let the package hide the pudding. Evil is just plain bad. You don't cotton to it. You gotta smack it on the nose with the rolled up newspaper of goodness. Bad dog! Bad dog!"

"You know, Arthur, when evil is afoot, and you don't have any arms, you've gotta use your head. And when evil is ahead and you're behind, you've gotta do the legwork. But when you can't get a leg up, you gotta be hip. You gotta keep your chin up, and kick some..."

Tick: "It's your turn now, Thorace-bog."

Thrakkorzog: "It's Thrakkorzog. Thrakkorzog. With a K."

Tick: "We're only serving humble pie, Whatchamazog."

Thrakkorzog: "For the last time, it's..."

Tick: "Thorax-and-a-bog. Four-yacks-and-a-dog."

Thrakkorzog: "No."

Tick: "Ah, laxative-log."

Thrakkorzog: "No, no, no!"

Tick: "Sapsucker-frog."

Thrakkorzog: "Thrakkorzog!"

Tick: "Susan?"

Thrakkorzog: "Now you're doing it on purpose. How juvenile."

"This looks like a job for Bi-Polar Bear... but I just can't seem to get out of bed."

American Maid: "I've gotta hand it to you Tick, you've really dropped the ball this time."

Sewer Urchin: "Yeah. Definitely some serious ball dropping going on."

The Evil Midnight Bomber What Bombs At Midnight: "I'm cookin' with gas. I've gotta handful of vertebrae and a headful of mad. Yeah. That's your spinal cord, baby! Dig it! Who's the man? I'm the man. I'm a bad man. How bad? Real bad. I'm a 12.0 on the 10.0 scale of badness."

The Evil Midnight Bomber: "So she says to me, do you wanna be a BAD boy? And I say YEAH baby YEAH! Surf's up space ponies! I'm makin' gravy... Without the lumps!!!! HAAA-ha-ha-ha!!!"