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#1 Posted by Chickenman (256 posts) - - Show Bio

True. Unless you count the time I got jumped by 4 guys in the alley next to that bar. But that wasn't "boxing" as much as "felony assault".

The guy/gal below me has no fingers and therefore cannot type a reply.

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#2 Posted by Chickenman (256 posts) - - Show Bio

False. The restraining order forbids it.

The person below me is "goin' commando".

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#4 Posted by Chickenman (256 posts) - - Show Bio

Cracked.com forum, but I use a different name there.

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#5 Posted by Chickenman (256 posts) - - Show Bio

Only on days that end in "y".

The one below me is above the one below him, who is in turn two above the one below the one below him.

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#6 Posted by Chickenman (256 posts) - - Show Bio

True. I still can't find that old Casio keyboard I got for Christmas in 1985.

The person below me has never stuck their tongue to a frozen flagpole.

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#7 Posted by Chickenman (256 posts) - - Show Bio

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#8 Posted by Chickenman (256 posts) - - Show Bio

Anyway, back on track.

The person below me has never gotten so drunk they passed out in mid sentence.

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#9 Posted by Chickenman (256 posts) - - Show Bio

This would be too cool to read. There would be only one copy, and it would be owned by an insanely wealthy eccentric European syphilitic recluse, who would lock it away in the bowels of his castle, only taking it out occasionally to show off to heads of state, or his more vivid hallucinations. Or, it would be captured by some tribe in the Amazon basin who has had no contact with the outside world, and worshiped like a god by the peyote-smoking syphilitic masses, who would present it with the heads of their enemies as tribute.

Either way, there'd be hallucinating. And possibly syphilis.

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#10 Posted by Chickenman (256 posts) - - Show Bio
G-Man said:
"I didn't know Bjork was a viking..."
Of course she is. Her voice pillages my eardrums every time I hear it.

And it's MYOL-nur.