I am the one and only. Keggins can't take that away from me.

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Ooo's That Guy?

Only fair the AT guys get their own list too! ^___^

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  • "Nobody flicks me in the butt without my consent!"

    "Imagination is for turbo-nerds who can't handle how kick-butt reality is!"

  • "Your constant harassment of the female gender makes me sick!"

    "I'm not cute, I'll mess you up!"

  • " I know my mind is changing... but I'm already gone too far to know what to do. I want people to know that... if I do things that... if I do things that hurt anyone, please, please forgive me."

    "Because when you have stanky old Wizard Eyes, sometimes you see things that are real, and other times it's like crazy, crazy, crazy, in your face, all the time...all the time."

  • "The book has great power. I can make you live... forever. Anything you want... Just give me that book."

    "Yes...one step closer."

  • "Hey, I love being a jerk! Thanks, Finn. Finn? Finn, you loser. I'll... never... forget you!"

    "Jake, somebody broke your... um... entire living room."

  • "Don't you know I'm a villain? Every night I'm out killin'. Sending everyone running like children. I know why you're mad at me. I've got demon eyes and they're looking right through your anatomy . . ."

    "Not so bad? I'm the son of a demon and the vampire king. It's not something I have to try at."

  • "Come back inside if you want more polite company."

    "Oh my. Looks like you almost skronked up my dome piece."

  • "To be on the cusp of impossible beauty has been my curse since the day I was born..."


  • "I swear I found him like this, I don't know what happened!"

    "I'd like your flesh...I'm going to take it from you while you sleep!"

  • "Is that him? He looks terrible! Why isn't he here?! Why did he send his buffoon?! Leave now, buffoon, for you have failed!"

  • "Good luck exposing your soft, vanilla-strawberry skin to the elements, dork. Later, losers."

  • "Awake! Avast! Hold tight your buns, if buns you do hold dear. For time has come to wake and run and not give way to fear!"


  • "But you haven't been partying. You move to music, but that's not dancing. You chew pancakes, but you're not tasting. To truly party, one must leave behind the problems that are troubling and open one's mind eye."

  • "From the shadows of dream, the dog wakes to find its mangy tail flopping in the dust like a fish in a tree. That fish is me... Tiffany!"

  • "Don't you guys get it? I out-brained you!"

    "Ash gets hungies at 8:00. You need to get back in the kitchen and make me din-ner. I want a turkey sandwich with to-ma-to. Also pickles."

  • "Choose some protection from my selection.

    I've got something for you, a metal shoe! Don't you know you might stub your toe?

    Look here, hon! Choose this one to protect your buns!

    Don't be meek! What if you fall down and scrape your cheek?"

  • "I'll rip out Princess Bubblegum's heart and make out with it."

  • "All my life I've beaten on evil creatures, but new evil keeps popping up! Kicking their butts was a hopeless effort!"

  • "That's right; I'm your mama!"

    "Alright! I got a joke too: what wears a dark suit, is completely evil and is about to suck out all your souls?"

  • "Creator, I am eager to commence the creation and propulsion of pies forever, but my pie-hucking appendage is... malfunctioning, and my oven lamp is cold, and my tank treads do not roll! They only do skids! Why, creator? Does it please you to watch me struggle?"

  • "Oh, oh, don't squeeze me; I'll fart!"

    "Starchy's feeling healthy again! A bit too healthy if you ask me."

  • "We're not cute, we're evil! And we're here to dominate you!"

  • "This cosmic dance of bursting decadence and withheld permissions twists all our arms collectively, but if sweetness can win, and it can, then I'll still be here tomorrow to high-five you yesterday, my friend. Peace."