Batman cannot kill the Joker.
I get that, Batman doesn't kill, that's his #1 Rule. So why not just disable him? I can think of many ways, I will list 20.
- Cripple his legs, just like the Joker did the Barbra. Joker might have a hard time being the prince of crime in a Wheelchair.
- Of course that won't stop him, so why not tear his arms off while he is at it.
- Ask Booster Gold to send him back in time and get the same Crowbar that Joker beat Jason Todd with, take it with him to the present, then bash the Joker's brain in and turn him comatose.
- Get out a pair of pliers and pull out his teeth.
- Castrate him.
- Send him to the Phantom Zone where he will get torn apart by intergalactic overlords and kryptonians.
- Send him to a prison on another Planet, such as Oa.
- Tear off his ears.
- Send him to another dimension.
- Pour Sulfuric Acid down his throat so he will never be able to speak or eat again.
- Pour Sulfuric Acid on his eyes so he won't be able to see.
- Or find a way to disable all 5 of his senses.
- Give him a brain transplant with Jimmy Olsen. Then burn the Joker's brain and send the ashes to a different dimension.
- Have Booster Gold send him to the Dinosaur Age or to the End of Time.
- Ask Booster Gold to send him back in time and sterilize the Joker's father.
- Shrink him and then put him in Ant Pile.
- Shrink him and put him a Hornet's Nest.
- Have a reality-warping character like Captain Atom turn him into a plant or a ken doll.
- Use his resources as Bruce Wayne to create a false identity for the Joker and have him deported to a a prison in Russia.
- Use aging technology to transform the Joker into an old man on the brink of death.
I can think of more than the 20 I came up with but I will list them another day so it doesn't seem like I am bumping my own post. Feel free to add more.
Well, if we're bringing time travel into this, go back in time and prevent the ACE Chemical Plant break in? You know, when he actually fell into the chemical vat? Or, assuming the backstory in "The Killing Joke" is real, go back in time, save his pregnant wife and leave her some diamonds or something so they'd no longer be so desperate for cash that Jack would resort to crime.
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