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Batman cannot kill the Joker.

I get that, Batman doesn't kill, that's his #1 Rule. So why not just disable him? I can think of many ways, I will list 20.

  1. Cripple his legs, just like the Joker did the Barbra. Joker might have a hard time being the prince of crime in a Wheelchair.
  2. Of course that won't stop him, so why not tear his arms off while he is at it.
  3. Ask Booster Gold to send him back in time and get the same Crowbar that Joker beat Jason Todd with, take it with him to the present, then bash the Joker's brain in and turn him comatose.
  4. Get out a pair of pliers and pull out his teeth.
  5. Castrate him.
  6. Send him to the Phantom Zone where he will get torn apart by intergalactic overlords and kryptonians.
  7. Send him to a prison on another Planet, such as Oa.
  8. Tear off his ears.
  9. Send him to another dimension.
  10. Pour Sulfuric Acid down his throat so he will never be able to speak or eat again.
  11. Pour Sulfuric Acid on his eyes so he won't be able to see.
  12. Or find a way to disable all 5 of his senses.
  13. Give him a brain transplant with Jimmy Olsen. Then burn the Joker's brain and send the ashes to a different dimension.
  14. Have Booster Gold send him to the Dinosaur Age or to the End of Time.
  15. Ask Booster Gold to send him back in time and sterilize the Joker's father.
  16. Shrink him and then put him in Ant Pile.
  17. Shrink him and put him a Hornet's Nest.
  18. Have a reality-warping character like Captain Atom turn him into a plant or a ken doll.
  19. Use his resources as Bruce Wayne to create a false identity for the Joker and have him deported to a a prison in Russia.
  20. Use aging technology to transform the Joker into an old man on the brink of death.

I can think of more than the 20 I came up with but I will list them another day so it doesn't seem like I am bumping my own post. Feel free to add more.

Well, if we're bringing time travel into this, go back in time and prevent the ACE Chemical Plant break in? You know, when he actually fell into the chemical vat? Or, assuming the backstory in "The Killing Joke" is real, go back in time, save his pregnant wife and leave her some diamonds or something so they'd no longer be so desperate for cash that Jack would resort to crime.

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...what the hell? Seriously, what the hell? Did Gordon de-age? And he looks stupid without the mustache!

And I hate amnesia stories. Well, full-on amnesia. A story where several hours or something are unaccounted for can be interesting...but it always ends the same and I hate it.

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@comicweakness: I thought he just joked about removing her face. She was even going along with it, willing to do it so long as he "still found her beautiful". Joker scoffed and replied, "Whoever said I found you beautiful?" And then he put the red hood on her head.

He did attempt to kill her numerous times, including sicking Lou and Budd (Harley's hyenas) on her...after giving them rabies.

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He better be fantastic...he's going to have to be to make me forgive THAT display. "Damaged" on the forehead? Really?

I miss the days where Joker was vain about his appearance. Kept his hair combed properly and his suit wrinkle free. And he wore that stylish fedora and coat.

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#5  Edited By Blues32

Like hell he is. There's no need for this. At all. How does this even work? Did crossing through time and space gayify him? I mean, it's not like present Bobby is gay. I think that Emma Frost would have let him in on it. She took over his body once for Christ sake. I think she'd know if he was gay and would have stopped him from getting into dead end relationships. I mean, that's the nice thing to do. Better than letting him live with inner conflict and denial.

Hell, if he can suddenly become gay by going back in time, why not do more? Make Angel sprout bug wings. Beast gets irritable bowel syndrome. Let's just rearrange everything!

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Hope this isn't main continuity...as much as I would love for their marriage to be restored...I like Flash as Venom. Not so much now that looks so silly...but I liked the concept of a sane man trying to do good while wearing that thing. Not like Venom, the "lethal protector".

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Hrrmmm...another retcon, I see. Now the symboites are a race of helpful creatures? What happened to the Venom symboite being imprisoned for being "insane" for wanting to keep its host alive rather than drain them to the point of death?

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...I'm sure Cletus is fine. He survived being ripped in two and left drifting in space. A little explosion won't stop him.

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Why the HELL would Skynet design a wrinkly old man version of the T-800? What, was the this the stealth model? Designed to look old and therefore less threatening? Well, it works in that regard. He looks ridiculous. Especially in the biker gear.

And way to take away from Kyle Reese's importance to the plot. Now all he's there to do is do the nasty with Sarah. Fantastic.

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@shot said:

@cave_duck: My guess is that's the real Iron Man. Like he's been cloned or replaced by someone.

Nope. Tony has had his morals inverted, just like a bunch of other people. It's why there's now a Kluh instead of a Hulk. ...yes, it's stupid. But seeing people like Carnage and Hobgoblin try to be heroes due to inverted morality is hilarious.