Yes, I know what you're thinking: "Is he even real?"

Trust me when I say I wish I wasn't making this up. In 2010,a man named Matthew Hess created the character for a PSA about circumcision, and lo and behold, we have Foreskin Man. Because of the.... obscurity of the name and premise of the comic, it has become a cult classic for hardcore comic book fans. While only spawning three issues, (which you can read FREE here: http://www.scribd.com/doc/34613530/Foreskin-Man-No-1 for Issue #1, http://www.scribd.com/doc/44441668/Foreskin-Man-No-2 for Issue #2, and http://www.scribd.com/doc/58950850/Foreskin-Man-No-3 for Issue #3) it is by far one of the most unintentionally funny comics I have read in a while. To know that this comic was written to be completely serious about the 'dangers' of circumcision make it all the better.

He even has a THEME SONG:

You can check out more about this character @ foreskinman.com