Hello, all of you! This shocking surprise is also fittingly my last post ever on Comicvine, and everything I say here also applies to Animevice, right down to me not posting there anymore, either, though it's posted here on comicvine. My battles today were both for posting fun battles and a countdown to this post. What is the shocking surprise, you ask? Why, I'll tell you. Although I have enjoyed Comicvine a great deal and although I do thank everyone who ever participated in my threads, battle or otherwise, and/or gave me praise and encouragement, here's the thing. You know how it seems like I've been following Marvel and DC to this day, like most people on this site have? Well, I actually have not been picking up any new issues from Marvel since April 2004, nor any new issues from DC since October 2003. ALL THIS TIME, since I first posted here, I've been pretending to keep up with any further stories just so my battles and other threads would not turn out in a way I didn't want or expect them to. My claiming to have read such things was all a facade. All a lie. All pretending. Faking it, you might say. Shocking, isn't it? Well, it's true, and I've been this way for one VERY simple reason...not only could I tell from those dates on that Marvel and DC were only gonna destroy their respective continuities and shit all over characters like the assholes they are, but they proved me to be a genius to think this, given how both of the big two have butchered continuity far beyond repair in every way. As such, I have declared any issues published by DC after October 2003 and any issues published by Marvel after April 2004 to be nothing but discontinuity. Piss-poor fanfiction below the worst and stupidest of online fanfiction. Sorry excuses for comic stories published by a bunch of jerks to like to make their fanfiction "canon" and turn the DC and Marvel universes into Hell-Verses. The real big two ended on the dates I mentioned, and anything after that never happened in TRUE canon, and was in another universe entirely. Hell, the reason for DC's cowardly reboot, which has only made things worse, was that sales were tanking because many fans were of a similar standing to me, and like me, have not picked up a single new issue of DC Comics since, even now. And the fact Marvel's sales are tanking so badly as well(hell, remember how issues used to cost 1.99? Well, now it's been raised to 3.99. Shows how low the sales are plummeting, along with quite a few other factors that prove the same thing. As such, I have utterly disregarded all stories of DC past October 2003 and all stories of Marvel past April 2004. In fact, I say that these stories did not happen on New Earth, nor on Earth 616. They happened on Earth-S, the "S" meaning SHITHOLE! And I'll have you know some people have made their discontinuities go as far back as 2000 or even 1992, so you can tell I'm being pretty fucking generous making mine where I do, especially since I only do so to balance out bad writing of the past that went along with the good stories. So, as you can see, all this time, I have seen the end of the REAL, ACTUAL CANON, FOR TRUE FANS Marvel Universe and DC Universe to end at their respective early 21st century dates I posted, and with sales as low as they are and the audience shrinking along with the comic book industry's respect and reputation, I know there are WAY more than a few people who agree with me, even if there are some variations. The fact I loved going to Border's Books, but because of shit like those rotten so called creators(who are actually bullies and scumbags who focus much more on themselves and the fact they like to piss people off and ruin their favorite characters/stories than continuity and how the fans feel)have made, and some other crap, too, it went bankrupt, only adds to how much I stick to my guns here. Marvel and DC are the comic industry's two biggest losers, and with the exception of me posting on sites like this, they lost me LOOOOOONG ago, and I have bought not ONE issue of what I call their discontinuity/lowlife fanfiction excuses for stories. And so, to wrap this long post up(sorry it's so long, but there was a lot to cover), I am well aware that I could risk being banned with talk like this. But whether I'm banned from this site or not, I'm logging off for good, seriously and for real this time, either way. After all, I've posted as much as I want to on this site, and I just want to view from now on. Look at scans and such. Maybe even read a thread from time to time. But I'm always gonna treat discontinuity like discontinuity and thus that it never happened, and especially since, when it gets down to it, it didn't, what with all the ruptured logic and contuinity wrecking beyond any hope of being fixed and the like. Therefore, this is the final post I will ever post on comicvine, and no more animevice, either. Animevice may have been fun, too, and I may thank everyone who participated in my threads there, but if I'm quitting comicvine this severely and seriously, I might as well include animevice in it. Now that I'm finished, you can read, reply and discuss this shocking surprise I just revealed to you all you want, but it will have to be in my absence, for I have just crossed myself out in full, at least in the sense of being logged into this site. Farewell, everyone, and all who replied to my threads and/or commended me? Thank you very much, and it's a shame it had to come to this. But it did. I feel so very sorry for anyone who's read DC past 2003 or Marvel past 2004, and for how they're soon gonna notice it never really happened and was just a hand me down, discontinuity piece of trash disguised as a comic book story but really a bad fanfic in a whole different and worse world. Such disappointment and emptiness they'll feel. And even if they don't notice, it will be no less true at all. Which is quite tragic. I pity them so, indeed. Such a waste of time and money. I wish they would spare themselves the pain and upset of it all. Famous last words, you might call these. Certainly my last words as a poster on this site, that's for sure.
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