BenReally

I would so use it as a pickup line in the club and when no one's looking do some backflips or stick to a wall to prove it and if they tell anyone and I get confronted about it - just deny it. Its not like you're Beast where you're walking around all Blue and furry. You can just deny having Spider powers and you'll be as normal as the next person true?

And if so who?

Quick Bootycall - Black Cat

S&M Bootycall - She-Hulk

Bootycall that knows what he wants before he wants it - Madam Web (Either the "Murder She Wrote" one or Julia Carpenter)

Office Romance - Betty Brant

Chick you'd lose your cherry to - Gwen

Wifey - MJ

MILF - Invisible Woman

I really hope it ends before November cos Im expecting my first born and as corny as it sounds I want to raise my kid up to enjoy the REAL Spider-Man. I learnt alot of lessons growing up through reading Spidey comics and he WAS a good role model but with the state of the comic at the moment I wouldnt even let my kid pick it up cos it sends out a shit message to kids.

@mrgreenlantern: Awesome! Are you like me then that thought the Clone Saga was actually pretty awesome and was sad when they killed off Scarlet Spider? Also I reckon the death of Aunt May was so sad and I reckon they fudged it by bringing her back. Such a beautiful farewell. It was my jumping on point and I never read any Spidey comics before then and you can see the love between Aunt May and Pete. I loved Judas Traveller as a villain as well

Hi long time reader first time poster etc etc.

Not sure if this question has already been asked (did a quick search couldn’t find anything) but what was the first issue of Spider-Man you read and what made you pick it up? My one was ASM 400 - *Spoiler from 18 years ago* Death of Aunt May. It was also leading into the Clone Saga and so it was quite confusing trying to figure out why there were 3 Peter Parkers but after a few issues I figured it out.

I remember I was 13 yrs old at my local newsagency and I actually wanted to buy a copy of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit edition but the store owner kept eyeing me out and I panicked and I just picked up the first thing I saw which was that Spider-Man comic. Best mistake Ive made ever. Been a fan ever since